Thanks for answering! ^^
But also excuse me, 1st wife what!??
Listen. Mc just fell out of portal, nearly got eaten by Something out in the desert, and stumbled on some lady bathing naked out in random spring. Maybe mc should’ve noticed the naked lady but again: running though the desert! The water was more important! Why is this chick so offended? It’s not like she’s a dude! They’ve got the same parts!
One bad conversation later and the mc stops naked lady from slapping her, which leads to skin on skin contact, because again: naked! Then comes a blinding flash of light, and a random egg appears from thin air.
Mc, catching the egg: ???????????
And that’s when the naked lady loses her temper and stats trying to actually kill mc for realsies, yelling something about ‘ruining everything’ and ‘taking responsibility’ and ‘a shameless slut throwing magic everywhere’ but mc is too busy surviving to listen. Mc runs away, random egg in tow, leaving naked lady in her dust.
And thus starts the saga of 1st wife going after her new husband to force her to take responsibility for literally ruing her marriage and life, and also kidnapping their first child.