#derpyjen

you should get an app for your periods UvU

.... o h

kingkimochi replied to your post: i got a NEW PHONE IT’S A SMARTPHONE I’m really...

omg i have that same background u BITER ok no jk TWINSIES

fUCK YOU I PRETTY MUCH SHOWED YOU THAT no jk maybe i should change it to jade we'd be a ship

aksters replied to your post: i got a NEW PHONE IT’S A SMARTPHONE I’m really...

Cut the Rope Fruit Ninja … Derp.

oh yes good gAMES

animusascendant replied to your post: i got a NEW PHONE IT’S A SMARTPHONE I’m really...

Infinity Blade, Fruit Ninja, WORDS WITH FRIENDS (add me at MitchellFlagg yes excellent)

MORE GAMES YEaahHh

Rule 1-Post the rules Rule 2-Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones Rule 3-Tag 11 people and link them to your post Rule 4-Let them know you tagged them (via, ask message, fanmail, etc.) Rule 5- Let the person who tagged you know that you’ve continued on the game! 

1. Are you pissed off I tagged you?

Alas I couldn't give any less fucks because I'm generally really bored, the only problem is I have no idea who to tag afterwards.

2. Are you going to answer most of these as simply as you can?

No, because I have to be a rebellious little asshole and give you what you actually want yet at the same time going against what the question implies. Or im bored and I'm just going to put some effort into this.

3. Reach into the spot between your bed and wall, or under your bed, and describe the first thing you pull out.

Due to the fact that this is a new bed and plainly it is just on the ground I can't pull anything out. I can describe what I felt though. What i felt was the softness of the cover of my bed, but then the sudden rugged feeling of the carpet. I realized the carpet is actually thicker than I assumed.

4. The last thing you put in your mouth that was NOT food or liquid? 

The cap of a water bottle because I just finished my water and I felt since i had nothing better to do to slightly chew on the cap, but it bored me and i stopped.

5. Your favorite type of Ramen? 

I really dont care what type of ramen i have, I guess if i had a choice I would just go with the normal chicken one. If you want to get a little more detailed on it I prefer cup Ramen for some reason because it's more convenient.

6. The last porn site you visited? (Ironically or unironically) 

As much as a lie as it may sound, I dont go on porn sites. The closest thing to a porn site would be newgrounds due to all the hentais on it XD. If you want to get a little more literal I guess the last porn site was Hentai Central or something to watch Bible Black 

7. What was your first OTP EVER? (even before you knew what ships and OTPs were) 

Red Ranger and Pink Ranger (Power Rangers Light Speed Rescue) OTL

8. Do you believe in ghosts? 

I actually have no idea, part of me says yes, the other part says I have no fucking clue. I would say yes, but i have nothing to support what i think so I can't be sure.

9. What makes a ghost? 

I believe a ghost (more rationally) would probably be a form of one's thoughts. Since the human mind is so complex and there are people who are physic and shit (aware by first hand experience due to this guy on runescape who knew all this shit about me even the shit i never tell people or have even mentioned to any living thing) I believe the mind can manifest itself onto the living world and make itself known. That is what makes most sense to me.   

10. Did you answer by saying “souls” or anything like that?

No, because that seems less rational to me.

11. Define what a soul is.

I guess a soul would probably be one's feelings, true self, emotions, generally everything that makes someone up all in some sort of spiritual form of energy or something. A soul could also be consciousness itself in all it's forms. Something Generally like that.

~Questions I Created With My Beautiful Mind~  

1. What do you generally do to pass time in times of pure boredom?

2. What was the last thing you wanted to watch burn in the depths of a fiery pit of flames and cobras?

 3. If you were forced to seduce a 97 year old man what realistic attributes would you want him to have?

4. What song makes your tits go rock hard? 

5. If you had to Seduce a Mermaid/Merman what half of the body would you prefer? (Upper half fish, Lower half Human or Upper half Human, Lower half fish)

6. Violently Seduce, Engage In A Proposal To Eternal Bonding, End Precious Life (fuck,marry,kill): One of your parents, Your closest friend, Revolutionary leader that could bring peace to the world

7.  How much would it take to convince you to strip naked and rub peanut butter in your nipples and have kittens lick them off until they were clean. 

8. If your life depended on it, would you 10 pieces of burning coal up your anus? (There would be no wounds afterwards you just had to deal with the pain)

9. If there was a zombie apocalypse, what 10 living things would you have accompany you?(friend/family/cat/dog/etc.)

10. On a scale from 1 to Religious Debates how entertaining were these questions?

11. If your gender changed and you had to seduce someone of the opposite gender of your new gender who would you embrace?