#derpverse

     “ When do I not ? ” He’ll have to slip out; but it’s not like it’s too hard. Everyone’s busy enough. It won’t take much for Cayde to go out unnoticed. Though when he’s gone ? That might get noticed. No doubt Zavala will have some choice words for him; but he’ll just tune it out. No harm, no foul.

     So long as Cayde comes through on the no harm part. Which he, unfortunately, can make no promises on. 

     “ Hypothetical. Don’t answer that. ” A response to his own question, not a single part of his tone betraying his thoughts. He’s upbeat; same as he always is. 

     “ Now, c’mon, before someone comes along and sees us and ruins our shot at gettin’ outta here. ” A pause. “ By the way, we’re taking your ship. Which means I’m going to be a stowaway. I’m not fully gonna risk it. I might like temptin’ fate; but I don’t like it that much to shoulder all the blame. ”

@deathsdeserters 

“I’m so glad I don’t have to answer that,” she announces with a roll of her eyes. “I’m not sure I have enough time in my life to list all the occasions you’ve wanted to shoot something. Or blow something up.” She makes the latter statements lightly. Her tone isn’t glib, but it’s certainly not accusatory.

It’s not as though the Hunter Vanguard is the only Guardian who has ever caused a bit of ruckus or gone out in the wild aiming to misbehave. The Titan herself has enjoyed quite a few turns over the ages.

Yue nods her head in the direction of an older jumpship, its engines spooled for flight. It’s plain, a simple gray and silver, no flashy colors or markings like so many Guardians favored these days. It's important to her the Glass Minuet remain the same as it was when she retrieved from the Vault of Glass.

“Don’t worry about stowing away,” she tells Cayde. “It’s a two-seater and you’re going to be my co-pilot. And I’ll take all the heat. After all, I’m the crazy lady who kidnapped the nice innocent Exo and flew him away to the Dreadnaught to play target practice with the Hive.”