#derpjedi

I recently saw a FB meme featuring a picture of two editions of a very widely-read and nationally-known newspaper. These two editions were from the same day/date, but distributed in different markets. Notably - VERY notably to the meme maker - these newspapers featured the same lead story, but the headline was different for each edition, one worded to reflect the opposite (reader?) sentiment as the other. Okay. Um. Yeah. Like, they all do it. And for a long time. And just because some are only NOW discovering this well-documented practice (obviously, to sell more newspapers) is of ZERO relevance. Wanna see a fun trick? Toss something into the air… watch what happens to it. [=

Empathetic Dissonance 

And you stupid liberals still give money to alleviate homelessness. SO gullible. If they don't care, why help them? For the greater good? Even if just a few are lifted out? HAH! Most homeless take any free money and go find a drug dealer - and STAY homeless. So with all your giving, you're really only ever helping a very small percentage of homeless people. Um. Hang on, a sec... that last part sounded kinda familiar.