#derparista

Starbound 1.0 is out! Now the news are a couple of days old already, but as we started playing again, more situations and happenings and screenshots started occuring again; New characters have been created with new stories to be told, so I decided to make a series of posts under the title:

Meet The Derps

Derp number one is Florentine, a young Avian lady with a talent for spears and staffs who is a fancy dresser and self-acclaimed knowledge seeker. Her goal is the construction of a huge library filled with tons of books and fossils she collects during her adventures, but she’s not limited to that. A call for help shall never fall on deaf ears when she’s around.

The dude at her side is Rusthand, her first and most loyal crew member who joined her after she helped him turn from a normal glitch knight into a viking in uniform! Sometimes true loyalty can indeed be bought with cheesy headwear.

~Amadillo

Raising a tree in a cave, on a moon, with nothing but torchlight? Mistamista, you're a genius.

~Lestra

You know that feeling when you walk around and suddenly get your head stuck between two blocks of sandstone? Poor Mista knows.

~Lestra

They may come! They're never gonna find us!

~Amadillo

Florans can sometimes be...breathtaking. *badum-tsss*

So with the sparkling new big update, we had to start new characters, and so I decided to bring Amadillo the Avian adventurer back to life, my first character from when I bought the game and the only one worthy of sharing my internet name.

The Floran is Cutebleeder, my gf's character. An adorable bouquet of flowers she is.

~Amadillo

Second post in a row, just raw, unedited screenshots. Gotta get out the old stashed stuff to make place for newer things from the long awaited update!

~Amadillo

"Stay back, plantsy! The fire is bad for you." said the one covered in highly flammable fur.

~Amadillo

"Getting too old for this modern apeshit."

Fluk shouldn't have stolen his pilot license from someone else, as well as he shouldn't have stolen this ship, or started stealing at all.

~Amadillo