#derek talks

Did you need something, Derek?

Yeah, I, uh, wanted to check something. You know Camila, right?

Yes, I do...

Are you two married?

....

Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy?

Hey, Sue.

Yeah, it's about [inaudible].

Uh huh. Yeah, so today we had a [inaudible] in person and it was, uh.

Yeah, I decided to just lie. Funnier that way.

Yeah, I know. I can't believe he fucking believed that I would ever even [inaudible]. I mean, how stupid can one person be?

And he wouldn't shut up! He was so fucking annoying.

But I handled it.

Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow at work.

Hey, Sue. Quick thing before I finish for the night, uh, did [inaudible] get the flowers? I tried to pick [inaudible] favourite, I know roses are a hit.

Yeah?

Oh, loved them? I'm so happy to hear that.

My name is Derek. You can call me Derek or D3rlord3. I do not much care. he/him or it/its.

You may have heard of my death. Reports of such were greatly exaggerated. All that to say, I am alive and.. now capable of looking away from Minecraft, although admittedly still in discomfort. The King is dead, although the knowledge he saw fit to give me has stayed behind.

I'll use this as.. a journal of sorts. To jot my thoughts down. Feel free to leave me asks, I might even answer them.

Derek Dagda

Once upon a time many an age ago , there was a girl, a princess, a bastard ,a fighter. she lived a happy life with her mother in her homeland before her father, the king of the neighboring land court dragged her unknowingly, into a messy, messy attempted coup. Orchestrated by her father’s advisor and brother . The advisor thought he could manipulate the young girl . The kings, only child conceived from love even if she was illegitimate . The reasoning often changes depending on who tells the story. sometimes the advisor wants her to be an assassin, sometimes he wants her to be a spy, but my family always said that he wanted her to convince the king to make her legitimate and to destabilized the King’s relationship with his other children and extended family of nobles. but she was no fool, and quickly uncovered what he was attempting to do. He cast her out spread, lies and rumors, and turned in entire kingdom against her. Someone less brave would have gone home, but her mother raised her well. She had a kind heart and was not the kind of person to allow wrongdoing go unpunished. so on her own, she embarked on a quest to expose her uncles lies.

On her quest she acquired three (or four depending on who you ask) Honedge. Great swords that she made greater, each made by the finest Smith that ever lived Wayland. Each a work of art, and a creation unmatched named Cortana, who could cut through anything, Darendal, who is indestructible, Almace who destroyed it’s one flaw to make it the strongest, and Joyeuse her favorite and the most beautiful. With these great blades, she fought many battles against foes, strangers, and family alike. She was victorious, and in the end she expose her uncles lies reconciled with her father’s family and was made a noble woman in her own right.

A few of these great sword still exist in the world held by her descendants.