Double Derek
Derek Danforth x GN!Reader
Summary: You spend time with your boyfriend, Derek, before he would leave for a week-long business trip away from home. As a joke, you propose that you should purchase a âClone a Willyâ kit, in case you miss him during his absence. But Derek wasnât truly against the idea.
Word Count: 4.3k
Content: 18+ smut, MDNI, gender-neutral reader, mentions of sex toys (theyâre literally making one), raunchiness, slightly OOC Derek, too many damn time skips, more plot than porn, the silliness is more prominent in the beginning but not so much the smut, penetration (unspecified genitals for reader)
(A/n: thankyou thankyou so much to @g0ry0re0 for proofreading, you are literally a lifesaver ilysm. thank you for everyoneâs support and anticipation for this fic, you all keep me going â€ïž enjoy!!)
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âUhh⊠âCBD-infused intimate oil,ââ Derek reads off the box in a curious mutter, turning it around to examine the product and its written features. Then he looked at you with a knowing grin. âYeah?â
âYeah,â you nodded in agreement, chuckling under your breath as you watched the imminent purchase remain inside of your boyfriendâs grasp.
You and Derek, since being in a relationship of nearly three years, had always found several ways to spice things up in your sex life. The two of you experimented with almost everything in the book, be it edging, near exhibitionism, toys, food play, etc. And of course, while romantic relationships overall meant way more than just the sex, your sex life with him was just too incredible to ignore. Jesus, you could go on and on for days about how amazing the sex was.
Therefore, it wasnât unusual at all to find the two of you inside of an adult store. Sure, you mostly bought your things online, but since you two were already out and the shop was nearby, you figured it wouldnât hurt to go in. Plus, the other times you went to the in-person stores were quite beneficial; you were able to see certain sizings of different products and got the necessary and helpful advice from the clerks there.
You and Derek had continued to browse through the raunchy products as you walked down each aisle together. And while the two of you were almost in your thirties, absolutely nothing could deter you two from giggling at some of the ridiculous things sold there. This time, however, you suddenly stopped in your tracks and opened your mouth in complete awe once your eyes had laid upon it.
âHoly fucking shit!â You blurted as you instantly grabbed the tube-shaped box from the shelf in front of you:
â(GLOW IN THE DARK) CLONE-A-WILLY: THE IN-HOME PENIS MOLDING KIT
MAKE A VIBRATING SILICONE REPLICA OF ANY PENIS (EASY TO MAKE)â
âIs this actuallyâ?â Derek nearly snatches it from you with a fascinated scoff, reading over the description on the packaging. âWhat the fuck? Doâdo people actually do this?â
âOf course they do, I see them, like, everywhere!â You cackled, trying to steal back the box from his grasp. It wasnât the first time youâve ever seen it, but it does surprise you every damn time that you do.
âOkay, okay, so⊠So if Iâm getting this right, you could basically make an entire fuckinâ dildo at home⊠by molding somebody elseâs or your own dick?â He raises an eyebrow incredulously.
âYeah, pretty much,â you wheeze, nodding at him until your smile grew wider in sudden realization. âShit, baby, youâd take âgo fuck yourselfâs to a whole new level!â
âWhat the hell, Y/n?â He chuckled, trying not to burst out into any more insufferable laughter, âokay, first of all, who wouldâWhy the fuck would I want to use a replica of my own fucking dick on myself? Like, if anything, itâs you who should be taking it.â
âHey, you canât just say that!â You hissed playfully, still smiling from the entire situation you found yourselves in. Suddenly, however, your eyes widened insightfully from an absurd epiphany you just had.
âWait,â you began. âI mean⊠You do have a point, considering that your trip is coming up already⊠Holy shit, imagine that! While youâre going to be gone for a whole fuckinâ week, I could always use this weird clone shit on myself whenever Iâm horny! Hell, itâs perfect since youâve been going to so many business trips lately!â You joked exuberantly before letting out a delighted sigh. âJesus, baby, this is so ridiculousâŠâ
Chuckling to yourself, you placed the box back on the shelf, prompting a perplexed gaze from Derekâor rather, as he stared at it, a gaze of deep contemplation. You recognized this damn shit-faced look of his. After all, youâve known him for years.
âDerekââ you began skeptically.
âHold on, Iâm thinking,â he interjects with a thoughtful finger to his chin before a sudden and mischievous smirk appears at his lips. âYou know, that actually isnât a bad idea.â
Completely dumbfounded and taken aback, you raised a suspecting eyebrow. âWait. Youâre not actually considering⊠I mean, I was just joking around earlier, I wasnât actually being seriousââ
âI know, but think about it, babe! I mean, hell, you even said it yourself! Every time you feel⊠needy while Iâm out, especially on my long business trips, you could always, well⊠you know,â he grinned darkly, glancing toward the ridiculous sex toy, âand if you want, I could even call you while youââ
âShush!â You hissed with a slight laugh. âHoly fuck, youâre actually turned on by this freaky shit, arenât you?!â It was actually quite hypocritical of you to call him out like that, as you tried to push your own feelings of arousal to the side. âI mean, Iâd be down, but⊠Are you actually being for real right now?â
He scoffs at your remarks, crossing his arms. âYeah, I mean⊠Iâd be lying if I said that the thought of you being that desperate for my cock wouldnât turn me on.â
âReally? Youâre kidding.â You gasp in utter disbelief. Frankly, you never wouldâve expected Derek to be into this kind of stuff, even knowing firsthand that he could be pretty extreme. It was most likely the fact that it was a âpenis molding kitâ that caught you off guard when your boyfriend genuinely considered it. âYouâre actuallyâBecause like, while I was joking, you know, I actually still wanted to get it, but I didnât know if you were down, orââ
âBabe, this might be the weirdest yet sexiest fuckinâ thing Iâve ever thought of us doing. Of course Iâm down.â
***
After bringing home the very âuniqueâ product the two of you purchased from the adult store, you and Derek had set up in the spacious kitchen of his (which was technically yours too, since you practically lived with him now). With all of your necessary supplies laid out on the counter as well as the kitâs included materials, you made it to the fifth step together. The counterâs surface was crowded with measuring cups, bowls, and the other required items as Derekâs lower half had been completely naked to prepare for the molding process. He was actually already jerking off vacantly, a cock ring against the base of his dick to keep him as hard as he could be for the mold.
âOh my god, I canât stop thinking about that,â you chuckle as you began to stir the mix of water with the kitâs included molding powder. âThat was so fucking hilarious!â
âYouâd think thatââ Derek scoffs in amusement, practically interrupting himself. âWhen the cashier said I looked familiar, youâd think that she wouldâve mentioned Danforth Enterprises or, hell, even my mom, right? But she thoughtâshe fucking saidââ
âRobby Apples!â You nearly cackle, continuing to mix the bowlâs contents after setting a timer for a minute, âShe thought you were a fuckinâ porn star!â
âIââ he scoffs with a wide, amused grin on his lips, âPersonally? I donât see it. I donât think we look alike, like, at all.â
âRight, right,â you chuckle softly, âbut itâs the hair. Itâs the hair, baby! The curls and stupid frosted tips, I bet thatâs why she assumed that!â
âI mean, yeah, but Y/n⊠Iâm way more famous than him. Like, Iâm literally CEO of my companyâhell, my mother is the President of the United fucking States! Like, how the hell do you mistake me for someone else?! Let alone a fucking porn star!â Derek huffs playfully, surprisingly not too offended by the mix-up. Usually his ego would be heavily bruised whenever someone didnât recognize him immediately, but he was having way too much fun with you to even be serious about it. And you loved it.
âBut, likeâŠâ you began with a slight smile, âto be fair, babe, she works at that sex shop. Her mind must be porn over politics.â
âHey, just because she works at a sex shop doesnât mean sheâs a porn addict.â Derek then raises an eyebrow as he attempts to call you out, âNow thatâs just assuming, isnât it?â
You scowled, yet a small smirk still creeped upon your lips. âYouâre talking to me about assuming? YouâreâYou say that as if youâre not the most judgmental asshole in the fucking world.â
âUgh, fair point,â Derek shrugged in acceptance and self-awareness, not even bothering to argue because he knew you were right. Then, he paused thoughtfully. âThat is a great slogan, though.â
âWhat, about assumptions?â
âNo, âporn over politics.ââ
âOh, yes,â you nod with a hint of sarcasm, âThe epitome of Derek Danforth.â
âUh, no,â he scoffs quickly, âmoney and superiority is the epitome of Derek Danforth.â
You paused with a grimace on your face. âYou did not just refer to yourself in the third person.â
âWhâYou do it all the time!â He exclaims.
âUh, yeah,â you scoff, âironically!â
Somehow, you didnât notice until now that Derek was holding his phone in his hand, looking at the screen as he continued to stroke himself to sustain his erection. âHey, what are you looking at, by the way?â
His eyes went up to you with an innocent, neutral expression. âUhhh, your nudes.â
âYouâre fucking kidding,â you chuckle.
âUh, no,â he says, turning his phone around in an attempt to show you. âIâm literally going through them right nowââ
âNo, ew, donât show me!â You laugh from embarrassment as you looked down at the mixing bowl you stirred, covering the peripheral view with your hand. As sexy as they were to Derek and to you during the time you were taking them, you really couldnât take them seriously afterwards.
âOh, donât tell me youâre embarrassed, babe,â he teases knowingly, making you roll your eyes. âYou look so hot in them.â
âDudeâOf course Iâm fucking embarrassed!â You reasoned, âI thought it was hot until the post-nut fuckinâ clarity kicked in!â
Suddenly, the timer went off as the two of you laughed softly at your last comment. You were then prompted to instantly focus as you turned off the blaring alarm and grabbed the tube closer to yourself on the counter.
âYou fully hard, baby?â You ask casually, beginning to pour the white mixture inside of the tube.
âYup,â he nodded simply, watching you prepare for the molding process.
After you finished pouring in all of the thick molding substance, you grabbed the tube and walked closer to your boyfriend. âOkay, so weâre just molding your dick now, for like, two⊠two minutes, I think? And youâre just gonna have to stay hard like that and donât move too much,â you giggle, âI have to act fast, though, because thereâs a reason why the water had to be ninety degrees, alright?â
âAlright,â Derek chuckles, âgo ahead, babe.â
After setting up a two minute timer on your phone, you slowly placed the tube full of the âmolding gelâ over his dick, making some of the white, thick substance drip out onto the floor. The two of you already began to cackle, Derek groaning in slight disgust from the weird feeling that the texture of the paste gave him around his cock.
âThis is really fuckinâ messy,â he raises an eyebrow as he watches the leftover mixture spill onto the smooth, quartz tiles of the kitchen floor. âAnd it feels really⊠really weird around my dick,â Derek laughs softly.
âWell, we were warned about the mess but⊠damn, I didnât know itâd be this crazy,â you chuckle, holding the tube in place, allowing you to stand close to Derekâs naked body. âAlso, I know what youâre thinkingâYouâre not allowed to make a joke about how the molding gel resembles your fucking jizz.â Derek frowns immediately as you giggle at his reaction.
Rolling your eyes, you lean in closer to your lover, placing some soft kisses on his bare shoulder and collarbone. You always believed that Derekâs body was so beautiful, and you couldnât help but show him how much you loved it all the time. âIâm gonna miss you, you know that?â You mumble with your lips pressed against the warm skin of his shoulder.
âMe too, baby,â he sighs softly, âbut Iâll be back before you know it, alright?â
âIâm gonna fuck myself so fucking hard with this weird ass thing when youâre gone.â
âSorry,â you mumble afterwards, realizing what you had blurted caused Derek to become speechless.
Your filthy words had been delivered so bluntly and casually, gaining a low groan from Derekâs throat. âFuck. You canât justâBaby, please tell me youâll get me off after we do this because, fuck, Iâve been so hard for so fucking long and youâre already making things worse with that kind of talk,â he complains, nearly pleading.
âJeez, I said I was sorry...â Chuckling, you bury your face in his neck affectionately. âDonât worry, babe, we have so much time after this. You can fuck me as hard as you want.â
âFuckâŠâ he moaned at the visual you gave him with your words.
Resting your lips contently in the crook of his neck, you let out a small snicker afterwards. âDude, I canât get that stupid fucking meme out of my headâŠâ
âWhat meme?â Derek asked curiously, no longer focusing solely on his arousal he had for you.
âThe fuckinââYour mom, the Jessica Danforth one that they wouldââ
âOh, my god,â he scoffs lightly with a smile, amused by recollection of a popular, new internet meme they made of the US President. âBut that one is so fucking stupid.â
âNuh-uh, itâs iconic because your mom is iconic,â you retort playfully, âand those âstupidâ memes ended up being genuine, effective marketing strategies towards her campaign.â
Honestly, it was kind of adorable to Derek that you thought that lousy, new generation memes of her was what mainly helped his motherâs campaign. It was less adorable, however, that it wasnât really the case. If only you knewâŠ
You leaned in, briefly connecting your soft lips with his, appreciating the intimacy of your closeness that this position bestowed upon the two of you. Your kiss had pushed his underlying guilt aside for now, melting in the short moment of sweetness.
âHey, when can I get this thing off of me?â He asks suddenly once your lips had parted from each other.
You pursed your lips curiously. âUhh, well, is it hard yet?â
âBaby, my dick has been hard the entire time for this, you know that.â
âNo, I meantââ you giggled breathlessly, âI meant the molding gel, has it hardened yet?â
âWell, it feels like it, sort of,â he remarked with a shrug.
âEh, we can just wait for the full two minutes,â you suggested, prompting that you both should wait until the timer ends.
Soon enough, the two of you had gone through the entire procedure. You removed the tube from Derekâs cock, placing it on the counter as you mixed the silicone packets together to pour that mixture into the mold. Then, you placed the included vibrator inside the tube through the hole of a cardboard cover that rested on the top of the rim to keep it from sinking completely down into the mold.
âWe are⊠done,â you laugh softly, the two of you looking at the tube filled with liquid silicone, most certainly taking the form of Derekâs dick. âI donât know what I was expecting, but we are going to have to wait, like, twenty-four hours until we can take it out of the mold.â
âWell, shit. I am actually both fucking terrified and excited to see how itâll end up looking like,â he shrugs with a slight scoff.
âYour dick, but in a glow-in-the-dark green,â you reply with a simple nod. âSo⊠What now?â
A thoughtful yet mischievous grin appears on Derekâs lips as his eyes trail hungrily over your body.
After eagerly stripping your pants and underwear down, Derek lifted you up on the edge of the kitchen table, lips never leaving yours as he kissed you deeply and passionately. He grabbed onto your thigh, lightly gasping at the rough grip as his other hand slipped under your shirt to feel the soft skin of your back. Derek actually used the hemp oil that you two purchased earlier (alongside the Clone-A-Willy), rubbing it over your sensitive groin, then pleasurably lubricating your entrance. âGod, I need you so bad, baby,â he mumbles lustfully, pulling your hips closer to the edge of the counter to line himself up with you.
A soft, yet vocal moan escaped your lips as you feel his rock hard, throbbing cock stretching and pushing through your tight, needy hole. âFuck, you feel so fucking good,â Derek grunts, eyes half-lidded as he looked at you with lust and admiration. And from this heavenly sensation, you had been reminded that he still had that cock ring on.
You giggled immaturely, âyou know, I forgot you even had that oââ He moved both his hands to spread open your thighs, trailing back up to grip your hips as he began to slowly thrust inside of you, making you whine as you placed your hands on his shoulders. âD-Derekââ You choke out a moan as he gradually increases his pace, firmly pushing his hips against yours to get as deep inside of you as he could. His cock was so fucking hard, indisputably caused by the pressure of the ring, but also from how much your sole body turned him on.
The two of your moans echoed in the atmosphere of the kitchen, especially as you wrapped your legs tightly around his back, pushing him in even deeper. âFuck,â you whined softly, feeling one of his hands trail under the back of your shirt again during each heavy thrust until he finally lifts it off of you, throwing the piece of fabric onto the floor.
Your insides had deliciously gripped Derekâs firm cock so tight, withdrawing a low, prolonged groan from his throat as he then picked up the pace. He pounded deeply into you, head hanging low as he focused on his hard thrusts.
âShit!â You nearly cry, wrapping your arms around his neck as you started to feel more sensitive. âYouâre so fucking hard, hellâŠâ
âAm I usually not?â He teases with a smirk, not ceasing his movements anytime soon.
âUgh, you know what I mean,â you panted breathlessly. âThe fucking cock ringâs, like, making you even harder than you ever been. I canât believe this only, like, the second time weâve ever used it.â
âAre you implying that we should use it more?â He raises an eyebrow.
âHell, yeah,â you replied with a satisfied moan.
âFuck, baby,â Derek groans, hiding his face in your neck, briefly nipping at your flesh. âFucking love how tight you feel around my fucking cock.â
You moaned at his sultry words, your arms leaving his neck and holding yourself up with your palms flat on the counter behind you, attempting to grind against his movements. âFuuuck,â you mumble as your palms shifted behind you, nudging and almost knocking down the Clone-A-Willy tube that was still filled with un-solidified silicone. âOh, shit!â Gasping in a short panic, you held it steady before it could fall and moved it away to the side.
âJesus, babe, you almost spilled over my dick,â he scoffs with a chuckle, his thrusts slightly sloppy from this distraction.
âOh, Iâll spill something over your dick, babe,â you joked swiftly with a playful smirk.
âOh my god, youâre fucking terrible,â he groaned as a mere, amused smile formed at his lips.
âShut up, Iâm not the one who got mistaken for a porn star,â you retorted, flashing a teasing grin.
âGod, never fucking bring that up again,â Derek huffs, rolling his eyes.
âOh, I will, baby, I will so use it against you,â you claim humorously.
Suddenly, he lifts you up by your ass, away from the counter as he was still pressed deeply inside of you. Holding you up against him in the center of the kitchen floor, he thrusted up inside of you, creating a strong wave of pleasure throughout your entire being.
âFuck!â You cried as his fingernails dig into the skin of your ass, pushing his cock in and out of your sensitive hole. âJesus fuckinâ Christ, babe, you might not be a porn star, but you sure as hell fuck like one, shitâŠâ The harsh sounds of flesh slapping against flesh echoed lewdly in the kitchen as he continued holding you up, and even guiding and pushing your hips skillfully against his.
Finally, he brought the two of you over on a chair, sitting down against it as you were positioned on top, his dick completely inside of you. âRide me, baby,â he mutters, cupping your face gently, yet pulling you in urgently for a deep, wet kiss, shoving his tongue through your lips.
Breaking the kiss, Derekâs hands explored and caressed the warm, smooth skin of your body, muttering lustful praises to you. This prompted you to begin moving, placing your hands on his shoulders as your hips would gently grind against his. âMmm,â you hum softly in pleasure before your head is thrown back the moment you increase your pace.
You let your knees assist you in bouncing on his thick cock, feeling his arms being wrapped around your back tightly to bring you in closely and intimately. âFuck, babyâŠâ Derek huffs, attempting to move his hips up with yours.
This position was short-lived, however, because of Derekâs urgency to fuck you fast and properly, lifting you back up once again. He made out with you as he held you, kissing your lips roughly and hotly while we stumbled towards the living room to finally throw you down on the couch.
He immediately grabbed your legs, lifting them up to place your ankles over his shoulders, nipping softly at your legs in admiration before thrusting back in.
âFuck!â He groans, moving his hips at a much rougher and faster rate, practically pounding into you with both lust and love.
âShit, Derek!â You whimper, feeling his cock slide in and out of you so fluidly, stretching and caressing your sensitive walls. From all the buildup of the previous positions, you felt so close already. âFuck, baby. IâIâm gonna cumââ
âJustâfuckâhold on a little longer, baby,â he mutters, ramming his dick inside of you without faltering, focusing on driving the both of you to the very edge.
âBabyâŠâ You whined desperately, looking up at him as you felt yourself begin to clench around him. And that really did it for him.
âFuuuck,â Derek moaned, his movements against you beginning to stagger, âCum for me, baby, câmon.â
A loud, whiny moan escaped your lips as your back arched up against him, tensing up as you finally released. Your tight, fleshy walls around Derek prompted him to come right after, spilling his warm, white semen deep inside of you, muttering a few curse words before collapsing on top of you.
The both of you panted heavily, struggling to catch your breaths as you felt each otherâs sweaty, naked body against one anotherâs. You chuckle breathlessly, feeling so content from the overwhelming ecstasy that your orgasm bestowed upon yourself.
âSo good,â Derek whispered, kissing your lips in a sloppy, lazy manner, âyou did so good for me, sweetheart.â
***
âWhat in⊠the actual fuck.â
The next day, after it had been exactly 24 hours since youâve poured in the silicone inside of the mold, you and Derek took it out, revealing his glow-in-the-dark, cloned dick.
The two of you looked down at the new dildo, then looked at each other before cackling loudly and heartily, your laughs echoing in the kitchen where you had done the reveal.
âOh, my god, it looksâit looks exactly fucking like it, babe!â You exclaim in disbelief, nearly wheezing as you hold the light green, phallic object in your grasp.
âThat is,â he began, trying to recover from his previous, hearty laughter, âfucking insane. Itâs so uncanny, like⊠it looks so real.â
âDude, look at all the detail!â You urged, small snickers escaping your throat, âlike even the veins and the fuckingâwhatâfrenulum, like⊠What the hell?!â
âAnd itâs such a bright ass neon green, holy shit,â Derek chuckled, continuing to examine the silicone.
âHey, it matches your entire vibe, at least. You know. Green. Money. Ehh?â
The two of you giggled childishly, enjoying the absolute absurdity of this entire situation. âGod, only you, Y/n, could get me to do the stupidest fucking things that I would never be willing to do for, like, anybody else,â Derek remarked with a slight smile.
âHey, you were up for it too,â you scoffed, rolling your eyes, âI was joking about it first, but you were the one who took it seriously!â
âUh, you were the one who grabbed it first,â retorted Derek.
âAnd you were the one who took it seriously when I was joking,â you repeated, chuckling softly in amusement.
âIââ But before he could say anything, he realized that you were right. âGod fucking dammit.â
***
Tomorrow, Derek would have left for the business trip, the two of you saying your goodbyes before he would disappear into his private jet. And the day after, as your lover stayed at a luxurious hotel, lounging comfortably on the bed, he received a few texts from you during the night:
Y/n: hey
Y/n: it actually does glow in the dark btw
Y/n: [sent an attachment]
Derekâs eyes widened instantly, jaw dropping at the sight of the diabolically lewd image you had just sent him. Including the familiar, bright green item in the frame, of course.
âHoly fuââ


















