#denzel ff7

Cloud: Your mother invited me to that place at that time, didn’t tell me what the event was, she’s there in a wedding gown, and next thing I know I’m saying ‘I do.’

Denzel: Um…

Cloud: She fucking ensnared me, son. She planned the whole thing.

Denzel: Um…! You did want to marry her though, right?

Cloud: Yeah. I did. But she couldn’t take the risk.

*elsewhere*

Tifa: Here’s how to trap a man, sweetie. I’ll tell you everything you need to know.

Cloud: What? I would rather be friends with word girl.

Denzel: So you're saying you couldn't take her?

Cloud: I wouldn't be fighting her; we both protect our respective planets. I protect the real world and she protects her fictional world.

Denzel: Just say out loud to me that you could beat her up.

Cloud: Go to your room, Denzel.

Denzel: Fine. *Leaves*

Cloud: He gets that from you.

Tifa: What are you doing?

Cloud: The test.

Denzel: *crawls past the things Cloud laid out*

Cloud: No! Pick one!

Denzel: Papa! *Crawls all the way up to Cloud*

Cloud: I didn’t realize I was an option…

Tifa: Are you crying?

Cloud: No… *Picks up his son*

Tifa: Are you lying?

Cloud: Yes.

Tifa: *coos at both her boys*

Denzel: Goodnight Marlene.

Marlene: Goodnight Denzel.

Denzel: Do you believe in ghosts?

Cloud: Because I won’t let you eat chickpeas? That’s why I don’t love you?

Denzel: Yes!

Cloud: You’re allergic to chickpeas.

Denzel: *even more dramatic* It’s only a mild allergy! Let me live!

Denzel: I want to be just like you.