he is super paranoid about people getting shells in the bowl when they crack eggs. if you are cracking an egg, he will be there to supervise.

he is super paranoid about gettin bitches pregnant. if you have sex with harry styles, you will obviously use a condom, BUT he will also crush a plan b bill into your breakfast in the morning. that's why you always feel so sick the day after you bone him.

(side story: he is dating taylor swift because she CAN'T get pregnant. too skinny.)

he practices his jokes days in advance because his greatest dream is for louis to laugh at his jokes.