#dendrotoxin

So, after no puns were overdone about the ice man or the ice age or the ice cream or the ice cube or the ice tea, it's time for Marvel's Agents of SHIELD! Let's dig into... Or rather, follow into "T.R.A.C.K.S."

To recap the important stuff so far: Coulson had his memory messed with while he was being brought from the dead, Nick Fury OK'd it, Skye is a girl born with powers we know not, May is recovering from trauma of her last mission in the field, Ward is a stick in the mud, fitz-simmons are cute and adorable together, mike lost a leg and now might lose an eye too if he disobeys any orders from centipede. Right? good.

So, Coulson and Skye have discovered our buddy quinn has got a big package worth millions being transported by train. And this requires Ward and May to go undercover (May hates undercover, she gotta dress like the gf of the man she's been fucking) and Fitz-skye (why not simmons) will be close by as well. If they pull this off, they will be closer to the Clairvoyant.

Coulson DOES look too young to have a daughter Simmons's age XD

Forget all so far, May's got a tight emma peel spy catsuit with a zipper in the front. "cozy" doesn't even begin to describe it Ward.

Take a shot, shirtless Ward.

Ward is confused by May telling Coulson about them XD

Fitz's actor pulls off a nice american accent... or maybe he's been pulling an amazing english accent and I'm a dumbass

Also, Skye, don't punish Fitz's hormones with a kiss on his cheek :(

Simmons is right, she DOES better with preparation than with improv... but poor coulson looks confused XD

...HOLD THE PRESSES, STAN LEE CAMEO!!! Always flanked by two girls XD

Also, let's hope those were not REAL ashes...

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AAaaand now Ward and Coulson jumped out of the train. What now?

Great ward, only a pretty face gets by you :P

What's the use of jumping if they can wait you to land before dropping the grenades?

"Let's hope not, I can't deal with Asgard today." Casual Coulson is Casual ^^

Watch out coulson, you don't wanna be attacked by HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS!

Yes, get into the suspiciously hot-wired truck, very smart.

Now this is a change of pace: Ward having to figure out how the lab's holographic tables work XD And the fact Coulson doesn't know either makes it hillarious XD

Wow, Coulson's hard on Ward here XD Guarding Blonsky's cell in Alaska for endangering the team due to the sex shenanigans with may, that's harsh XD

Coulson points out a very good point: if it's just sex, ward should be comfortable using the word... I think Ward is getting deeper into this relationship than May, she was pretty blunt about the sex...

Oh, good, the police guy is here, maybe we...

Or maybe not. May, what?

I'm liking how this episode keeps jumping back and forth to the exact point where the train scene went wrong ^^ It's a very neat way to narrate :3

Okay, this is creepy weird... the grenades that hit coulson and ward, it seems like they "froze" the two for a period of time, enough that May could swoop in, check on them, then leave... so that's why the train 'vanished' huh? And the truck was hot wired by May, that makes sense. But why was the police guy looking for May?

Nope, hands of police guy all too close to may's boobs, not good time to ask her to get her bearings.

Figured the police guy was sell-out to the cybertek guys. But believing that she'd betray coulson, that's SO insane XD

Aaaaaand the tender moment of Coulson helping May with her stitches is broken by Ward looking on with very obvious jealousy.

The trio manage to find Simmons, who probably got hit by a similar 'slow' effect, since she jumps out shooting at them and asks where Fitz and Skye are :P

Back to the scene, again XD

Ohh Fitz, you did not make Skye feel better... Saying all 0-8-4 are dangerous. Some of your best friends are 0-8-4s, man...

Ohhh, so the grenade uses dendrotoxin like the Nini Gun, but spread by air! That makes sense.

So Fitz and Skye saw them doing the package delivery and decided to follow them by themselves. What could possibly go wrong?

One shot wasted Skye, go on the shooting range next time.

Skye wanders into the big mansion, entering a room in the basement with a big metal cylinder... what could be inside? And there's also the black box they been looking for and...

HOLY SHIT, IT'S MIKE!

Skye gets captured by quinn, and watches as he puts a metal leg painfully on Mike's stump. Please Skye, get a hint, Mike's got an eyebionic on him!

FUCK! QUINN SHOT SKYE!

FUCK, HE SHOT HER AGAIN!!!

DON'T APOLOGIZE YOU SICK FUCK!!!

SKYE, DON'T MOVE, IT'S ONLY GONNA MAKE YOU BLEED FASTER!!!

And Ward arrives just in time, while inside Mike is beating the shit in the name of Clairvoyant.

Why is clairvoyant ordering mike not to attack SHIELD?

COULSON, BEAT THAT SICK FUCK TO DEATH!

God, Coulson's despair is so... so... fuck... this is so... so heart breaking...

They rush to put her inside the cylinder thing, a hyperbaric chamber.

So, they need to get Skye fixed up soon or the chamber will ruin her brain... Until they get to a hospital, though... We got plenty of time to MURDER that sick fuck Quinn.

God simmons, please don't cry :( You look so... so lost :(

Coulson's sadness can ruin the world :(

Ward's pissed off. And blaming himself. Even if May said it isn't his fault. But he's not blaming himself... than who's he blaming?

Mike, in episode end, has gone to some park somewhere and... asks to see his son to the voice in his head...

"Not yet."

Closeup on the metal leg reveals the name... DEATHLOK! HEY, THAT'S A MARVEL VILLAIN RIGHT?!?

So glad you asked!