#demonofpuns

"Aye.. yer busy?"

You jumped at the unexpected voice behind you, smirking when you turned around. Sal's grin curled in the most devious of ways.

"Never too busy for you, Cap." You replied with a wink.

"Heh. Tha' right?"

The Captain had definitely grown more fond of you over the past couple of months. And it wasn't like you hadn't noticed how she'd always made a point to "check'n" on the kitchen each night after everyone else had gone to bed, leaving you by yourself.

"But of course! I am.. at your service, Captain."

Another wink and a bow and you had Sal chuckling. Her scent growing stronger as she came around the large carving table - subtle hints of cinnamon and sea spray that mixed oh so perfectly with her natural musk.

"Tea as usual?" You asked but she shook her head.

"'Fraid I'm not here fer tea, luv. Need ter talk ter ye 'bout sumthin'."

You set down the small cast iron pot that was in your hands and crossed your arms as you leaned back against the table, a teasing smirk still playing at the corner of your lips.

"Alright then, Cap. Talk to me."

It was moments like this that allowed you to see the many facets of Sal's beauty. With a warm candle light flickering across her unique and unmistakingly stunning features. A luminous glow in her eyes that always seemed to have a mind of it's own, dancing over you much like the flame that reflected within it - filling you with warmth.

"Seems yer played anotha' prank on Helga? Af'er I told yer ter stop?"

I mean… it wasn't your fault the Captain's first mate had made it her daily mission to be as on your ass as possible. She'd been practically begging for retaliation.. and who were you not to give it to her? Back home you had been somewhat famous for your pranks, a regular ol' jokester as it were. But it hadn't been as warmly accepted on the Eldritch Mermaid.

Especially not by Helga.

Nervous at first you swallowed, but your inherent ability to break any tension swiftly moved in and forced you to bat your eyelashes in Sal’s direction.

“Who? Little ol’ me? I would never."

You gave Sal your most disarming smile and the pirate chuckled, taking a single step closer to where you stood.

“Heh.. yer think yer cute, eh?"

“Oh.. I know I’m cute. I thought that was rather obvious.”

The Captain shook her head, chuckling again. Another step in your direction. The low growl in her throat quickening the once calm beat of your heart.

"Aye.. an' who else wud be reckless enuf ter set off explosives in her room?"

"It was only a couple small fireworks!" You exclaimed before quickly clearing your throat and giving her a little smirk. "I mean.. no, no.. I haven't the faintest idea who would do such a thing."

The look Sal gave you next was almost predatory, a devious grin across her lips that showed far too many teeth. And maybe you had taken it a little too far this time, but the look of shock upon the pirate's face when the fireworks went off was almost all too worth it. For the first time since Sal came downstairs you broke your gaze and adverted your eyes, shifting uneasily from one foot to the other.

“Look.. alright.. maybe there’s a small.. very tiny chance that I may have gone a little too far this time, Sal. But, come on! That woman has it out for me."

Sal chuckled, taking another step forward.

"Aye.. tha' she has. Not yer fault. Her an' I gotta past, yer see? Used ter hook up 'til I broke it off. Didn't feel right with her havin' feelins an' all."

"I.. but what's that got to do with me?!"

Sal gave you a look that immediately made you blush.

"Heh.. let's jus' say she ain't too keen on how I look at yeh."

You smirked, placing your hands teasingly on your hips.

"Oh? And how is it that you look at me?"

Another step, almost closing the last bit of distance between the two of you. A single sweep of her tongue over her lips.

"Like I hadn't eat'n in weeks an' yer tha next meal."

Your smirk widened. "You calling me a snack, Cap?"

"Mmh.. more likah feast."

The low, guttural growl that rested in Sal's throat was almost enough to stop any coherent thoughts from continuing. With a supreme flush moving across your body and a slight weakness to your knees. You weren't one who was accustomed to being flustered in such a way. While you were well aware of the effect you had on some people, you had normally always been able to keep your reserve. But when it came to Sal, it was like you had no reserve at all.

Still, you gave her your trademark grin and moved in a little closer.

"Better be careful, Captain, or people might think you're flirting with me."

"Heh.. thought yer knew."

She placed a single finger nail to the base of your neck before trailing it down your sternum, forcing you to swallow.

"I.. ahem.. k-knew what?" You asked in faux innocence. As if you hadn't noticed the way her eyes lingered upon you anytime her gaze caught yours. Or the charge of sexual tension that surged between the two of you whenever she was close. But out of respect for your Captain, you had told yourself after the very first night she came to visit you in the kitchen that you were going to follow her lead in the matter and let her make the first move.

Which, honestly, was another thing you weren't quite accustomed to.

Another single step and Sal's body was pressed against yours.

“Yer know.”

The sporadic colored wraps that adorned the pirate’s otherwise inky black hair framed her face beautifully as she leaned in - her intoxicating scent quick to envelop you. You swallowed a little harder this time, feeling your pulse immediately quicken. While of course there had been quite a few times where Sal had been close in your space, her current proximity was one that made every cell in your body awaken. Like a ripple of current spreading across an evening sky. Every particle charged and at the ready. Wanting nothing more than to have her lips against yours.

The thought alone made you subconsciously wet your lips. An act that surely wasn’t lost on Sal.

“Hm.. maybe I do.. but it’d sound a hell of a lot better coming from your mouth.”

You moaned when Sal grabbed onto your hips and pulled you forward, the single action immediately making you wet.

"Heh.. sumone liked tha'."

The moment she pressed her hips against yours you could feel how hard she was.

"Seems I'm not the only one." You replied with a smirk, bringing your hand down to very gently stroke over the base of her cocks. The indulgently low moan that rattled through Sal's throat only making you wetter.

The pirate bit her bottom lip, her womanhood twitching needily against the palm of your hand with each slow stroke.

"Oi.. don' tease, luv."

"Who's teasing?"

You smirked smugly as you began to lower yourself onto your knees, unbuttoning her trousers as you did. The hue of crimson that dusted Sal's cheeks only growing deeper with each button. The long Captain's coat that she wore swiftly discarded and dropped to the floor behind her, leaving the pirate in nothing more than a sheer button-down by the time you were done with her pants. The view was exquisite, if you did say so yourself, with every inch of her toned, taut, and ready for you.

Including the two very well endowed appendages that now hung mere inches from your lips. And even though the Captain's reputation did proceed her, you still found yourself in awe of the sight - subconsciously licking your lips.

The subtle pressure from her fingers on the back of your head was the only encouragement you needed. With one hand coming to stroke over her lower cock while you slid the other eagerly into your mouth. Relishing in her moan as you took it all the way to the base, squeezing her ass with your free hand as you did.

"F-fuck, luv."

Your lips curled into a smirk around her cock, tongue swirling over the width of it as you gave it an indulgent suck. Fingers firm around the bottom one as your paces synchronized. Every bob of your head matched expertly with the strokes of your hand. Your gaze locked on - drinking in the decadent landscape of Sal's body while you looked up at her, watching as her head as it fell back - another arousing moan escaping from her throat.

"An' here I though' I was comin' down here ter punish yeh."

Such exquisite hitches woven throughout dialogue as the pirate's hips started to move in motion with your head. and even though you could spend the rest of the night pleasuring her, the brat in you forced you to smirk and pull away, earning a whimper of betrayal from Sal.

"I mean.. who's stopping you, Captain?"

You punctuated your words with a single stroke over both cocks, your smirk growing even wider.

"Heh."

A flicker of warning - a shimmer of a threat. The Captain's eyes narrowing as her fingers grew firmer in your hair, smirking at the tiny moan that slipped from your lips before she pulled you up from your knees - a deep blush across your cheeks.

"Yer lucky yer cute, sweetheart."

Another moan as she tugged your hair a little harder. And yet, still, you smirked.

"Mhm.. I know."

The next sound out of you was a single whimper when Sal forcefully bent you over. Your upper body flat against a wooden table, hands held behind your back with your ass in the air. A single slap across one cheek before the pirate leaned down, her breath warm against your ear.

"Sweet lil' brat."

You shivered, body shuddering against her own.

"Think I can' smell yeh?"

At this you swayed your hips teasingly.

"Can you now-"

Another strike against your backside before your pants were forced down past your thighs - the measure of your arousal glistening in the low candlelight. You moaned outright - needy and unhindered. Gods, how you wanted her.. wanted nothing more than for her to take you however she wanted and completely wreck you.

"Mmph- .. Sal.. please."

"Heh.. beggin' fer it, are yeh?"

Your silence only brought another strike to your backside, this time filling the small room with the delicious sound of flesh against flesh.

"Say it."

You cursed under your breath.

"Y-yes.. Please."

Sal only took a moment to position herself, with one cock teasing your entrance while the other hung directly below it, sliding exquisitely over your clit when she thrusted herself deep into you. Her fingers firm in your hair, pulling you towards her and forcing your back to arch. Each teasingly slow thrust pulled a soft whimper from your lips, feeling oh so good but still leaving you wanting more.

You bucked your hips back into her, driving the length of her cock as deep inside of you as you could. An all too arousing growl rolling across your backside like thunder as Sal's hands came to your hips, stilling them and making you whimper.

"Greedy."

You whimpered again. "H-how do you e-expect me to not be greedy w-when it comes to you?"

You felt the sweet heat of the prick of her nails seeping into the fleshy parts of your hips as they sank in a little deeper.

"Heh.. charmin', eh?"

"Honest-"

A single, forceful thrust left you with nothing but fireworks behind your eyes, as needy juices trickled down your inner thighs in heated want.

"Mmph, fuck! Sal… please."

"Yer gonna behave?"

Your inner brat immediately sparked, wanting nothing more than to give her a little smirk over your shoulder and mutter a 'make me', but the profound ache in your core and inherent need for Sal to utterly wreck you swiftly won the battle, forcing you to curse under your breath before surrendering pitifully.

"Y-yes, yes.. I'll behave, Captain. Please."

Another growl mixed with the sound of rain hitting the sea worn planks above your heads was the only sound to be heard until her cock drove roughly into you - hard and unyielding. Thrust after thrust, building your peak higher and higher with no sign of the pirate slowing down her pace. Her other cock sliding deliciously over your clit and forcing a screamless cry from your body. Adding the wet sounds of your arousal to mix before a violent orgasm spread through you like a wildfire.

"Heh.. needy luv."

"Fuck.. m-more.. please. I need more. "

Sal wrapped her fingers back in your hair, pulling you back almost flush against her. A low growl in your year before she spoke.

“An’ jus’ how much more yer think yer can take?” She leaned in a little closer, another growl leading to her tongue skating over your ear. “Hm?”

“F-fuck.. all of you-”

Roughly the Captain grabbed onto your thighs, forcefully lifting you higher before positioning your core directly in front of her - the tips of both cocks soaked in your desire and pressing against your entrance.

“Yer sure?”

You nodded, laying your upper body down as far onto the table as you could go, lower back arched back into her.

“More than.”

The initial stretch was slow, exquisite. Compelling a fevered heat to surge across your body with every inch of progress. You could feel yourself dripping for her, only making it easier for the two ample cocks to gradually make their way further into you. It was a pleasure you’d never quite tasted before - a level of bliss you didn’t know existed. It was tangible - palpable. Moving over you with the force of a rain storm swelling around the outside of a drifting ship.

The moment she finally filled you, you let out your neediest moan yet, legs immediately beginning to shake against the strength of Sal’s hands.

“Breathe, luv.”

And you did - her voice an instant balm - immediately relaxing you while your core adjusted to the full width of her.

An easy pace at first, with every heave of her hips stretching you all over again, pushing that sweet heat across your body and gifting you with the most delicious pain. A pain that only felt better with every movement. Eventually filling you with nothing but pleasure and bliss.

“Sucha good luv. Takin’ me so well.”

You weren’t generally one for praise, usually opting for a bit of degradation instead, but when it came from Sal, gods it made you weak.

Your whimper swiftly turning into a moan as the pirate steadily began to pick up her pace. Each movement, every thrust, feeling more and more pleasurable, feeling better than anything else you'd ever experienced. Ever imagined.

Fuck, this woman was going to ruin you for everyone else, but you could've cared less. You wanted it, never wanted it to stop, wanted her to force as many orgasms across your exhausted body as she possibly could.

And she did.

Wave after wave of euphoria spilling over you time and time again. Your inner thighs as well as Sal's waist and hips soaked with your arousal as she took you up and over your peak so many times that you lost cost. Until finally you felt her cocks start to twitch inside you and heard the soft moan deep in her throat.

"Fuck, yer feel so gud."

"S-speak for yourself."

Another hard thrust had your nails digging into the wood below you, the next had you panting while your whole body jerked. Your core filled beyond imagination and wanting nothing more than to have her desire inside you.

"Cum with me, luv."

"F-fuck-"

You didn't have to be told twice. The subtle order being all that you needed as an unholy scream ripped from your already hoarse voice as yet another orgasm violently took claim of you. Sal's growls mixed endlessly into the sounds of your pleasure as her hot desire poured out and filled your already dripping hole.

For a moment neither of you could move, a chorus of pants the only thing to be heard over the soft patter of rain above you.

"Fuck, Sal."

"Heh."

She gave you a tiny kiss on the back of your neck before slowly sliding out of you. Delicious wet sounds filling the small room as a blend of your desires dripped unhindered from your core. Your legs shaking slightly when she finally lowered you back to the ground, with drops of crimson seeping from the areas where her nails had dug in.

Turning around to look at her, you wrapped your arms around her neck and pulled her in for a heated kiss. One that she eagerly returned. You were about to make a joke about going again when you jumped - the tiny door to the kitchen swinging open. A wide eyed head-cook staring back at you before she shook her head.

"Really, Sal?! That.. that table was an antique!"

"Heh, not anymore."

The cook scowled at the pirate before turning to you.

"And just what do you have to say for yourself!?"

"Uh.. you see.." You paused, smirking, "I had this terrible craving for some fish sticks, and Sal, well.. Sal was more than happy to oblige."

The cook brought her fingers to the bridge of her nose and sighed.

"I swear to the gods, if my breakfast even tastes remotely of sweat and late night mistakes, you're both gonna be on the menu for lunch!"

With that the cook left, leaving the two of you to get dressed in a fit of laughter. Of course that wouldn't be the last time the two of you would be caught defiling that table. Nor the bough.. or the helm.. or the Captain's quarters.. or the.. well, you get the picture.

"Seems to me like you just wanted an excuse to kiss me, my lady."

The quip immediately leaving your mouth as soon she broke the kiss and leaned back.

"Does it now, pet?" She countered, tracing the tip of her fingernail across your already kiss-swollen lips. "Isn't your enticing looks and clever tongue reason enough for that, my sweet enby?"

"I.. well.. perhaps.."

She chuckled as the blush across your cheeks deepened to a bright crimson.

"Such a perfect little pet you are, Sasha."

"Erm.. thank you, my lady."

"Mh.. the pleasure's all mine, pet."

The way she looked at you. The look in her eyes like she was about to devour you at any moment sent a heat so profound throughout your body that you instantly felt your core clench around nothing. Could she smell how incredibly aroused you were already? The lingering feeling of her tongue against yours still fueling the slick that had been steadily building between your legs.

"Ah.. pretty sure the pleasure here lies with me, my lady."

"Well, it's certainly about to be, pet."

You could only swallow back the arousal that was now all too thick in the back of your throat, shuddering as the tip of her nail traced down the front of your neck and across the skin just beneath the collar of your shirt.

"M-my lady?"

"So, now... the game." She continued, licking her lips alluringly as she leaned in. A single finger to your chin as she gently forced you to look at her. "I'm wondering.. just how quiet can you be, Sasha?"

"I'm.. well, as quiet as you'd like me to be, my lady. We don't need to talk if you're not-"

"Hush now, pet.. that is not the kind of quiet I meant."

"Oh.."

OH.

She chuckled again, smirking at your immediate fluster.

"My little delight." She practically purred. "Stay as quiet as you can for me, Sasha, and I'll take care of the need that I can so clearly smell on you, pet. Does that sound reasonable?"

"Y-yes, my lady."

"Mh.. good pet."

In less than a moment she had you sprawled across her lap. Your trousers already pulled down to your ankles and your face pressed into the soft cushions of the seat next to you. Her fingers caressing over the soft skin of your back as she lifted your shirt up just a little - exposing more of the flushed skin on your backside while her nails drug lightly down it.

"So gorgeous. My perfect enby."

The brief feeling of her lips on the small of your back instantly making your hips jerk, causing her to chuckle.

"Needy already, Sasha?"

"Always for you, Mistress."

Even with your words slightly muffled, the faint growl that moved throughout her throat in response was undeniable.

"Insatiable little pet."

"Y-yes, Mistress."

You punctuated your words by lengthening your lower back and spreading your legs for her a little further - the almost ravenous sound that spilled from your Lady's body only compelling the juices between them to drip even more.

"You're absolutely stunning, Sasha. I can't say it enough."

She didn't even let you reply before a single finger was readying your entrance, tracing down the slit of you once before sliding it in. A satisfied hum across her lips as she watched you slowly stretch around her.

"Mph.. thank you, Mistress."

"Mh.. now, remember Sasha.. no sounds."

"Yes, Mistress."

You felt the weight of her hand on the back of your head press down a little harder as she drove her finger into you roughly, immediately forcing you to bite back a yelp. You had grown so accustomed to your Lady always wanting to hear you that the task at hand might prove more difficult than you had thought. Your fingers grasping into the velvet lining of the seat below you as she began a steady pace. Pulling her finger out in a teasingly slow manner only to trust it back in twice as hard - compelling a deep heat across your body with every stretch to your entrance.

"You're doing so well, Sasha."

Her praise only making you whimper, the sweet metallic taste of blood upon your tongue as your teeth sank into your bottom lip - biting it harder and harder with each calculated thrust.

"Th-thank you, my lady."

"Think you can handle more, my pet?"

You could feel your legs tremble at just the thought of it, your core clenching around her as you lengthened your hips back even more - readying yourself.

"Yes.. please, Mistress."

"Mh.. so greedy."

She chuckled, an absolute needy whimper muffled into the soft fabric of the seat as she pressed a second finger against your entrance, directly below the other.

"Ready, Sasha?"

Your Lady's voice was soft.. gentle, even.

"Yes, Mistress."

It was as if your whole body was lit aflame as soon as she slid the second finger in. The exquisite heat of it as you stretch around her spilling unhindered across your body - your fingers clenching into the cushion in front of you as her own filled you so completely.

"That's it, Sasha. That's my good pet."

Fuck.. fuck.. just how badly you wanted to moan, to cry out, scream. Express your utter pleasure in some way shape or form. The indent on your lips only becoming more and more prevalent with each needy sound that threatened to spill out from you. Ones that would surely tell the driver and anyone within an earshot just how badly your Mistress was wrecking you. And at this point, you didn't really care if they did.

"My sweet, perfect enby."

"Fuck."

Your curse was muffled, not only causing your Lady to chuckle, but also forcing her fingers to drive into you even harder. The prickling heat that had been waiting all too patiently to take over, building to an almost unbearable level - practically begging to be released as she fucked you with the utmost precision. Your thick juices dripping down your thighs and soaking the fine fabric of your Lady's dress - a fact that she didn't seem all too concerned about as she kept her pace relentless.

And when you felt a third finger circle over your clit, your teeth found the soft velvet of the seat, moaning into it as you bucked your hips back into her. A complete white out over your eyes as they forced themselves shut. Your whole body tense - every cell a lightning rod within itself.

"Come for me, my sweet pet. I think you've earned it, hm?"

You had never felt an orgasm so strong since the first time she had touched you. Your eyes rolling back into your head and every inch of you shuddering as your desire for her gushed from your core and down to her wrists, soaking everything in its path. Another one rolling through directly after, leaving not a single part of your body sufficiently spent as it moved throughout you like a tidal wave, pulling one last needy whimper from your lips before you felt yourself fall breathless on top of her, immediately melting into the soft warmth of your Lady's thighs.

"You did so, so well my sweet pet."

You could only reply with an incoherent grunt as she released her hand from the back of your head, allowing it to fall to the side as you tried to steady your breath.

"Th-thank you, my lady."

"Of course, pet. Lie there for however long as you need. We still have quite a bit of a ride before we reach the outskirts of the village."

You only nodded, gasping slightly as she slid her fingers from your aching core and pulled your pants back up to your waist. The unmistakable sounds of you Lady licking her fingers clean all you could hear as you swiftly drifted off into a very satisfied nap.

Aaaaaaa.. fuck I love Sasha so much fsdskjfkdjfh.. thank you so much for this request, my dear! 😩😩😩🥰🥰🥰 skshsksla

And thank you to my wonderful partner for giving me permission to write for this amazing enbean 🥰 Also.. if you enjoyed this, and haven't read Safety yet.. please do!