uhhhh wrightworth.
rory sent me this too yâall are so fake. also an anon. damn yâall love wrightworth
which one of them fuckening kills rthe other: phoenix but accidentally⌠it was an accident⌠AHHHH Â
which one of them talks too much on webcam and which one is awkwardly quiet: phoenix talks too much but awkwardly bc he like is afraid of silence or w/e and edgeworth just sits there⌠like a lumpÂ
which one of them puts cereal in the bowl first and which one puts milk in the bowl first: phoenix probly puts the milk first bc heâs WEIRD and has no soulÂ
who drinks diet soda and who tells them that diet soda isnât that much better than regular soda: neither of them drink diet soda bc phoenix drinks non diet and edgeworth hasnt touched a soda can since he was 9 years old
who wears contacts and who is so disgusted by the idea of contacts that they wonât even look at the other when they put their contacts in: i bet edgeworth tried to wear contacts at first but then he was like too much workâŚ. phoenix thought it was freaky but he didnt say anythinÂ
who goes to whose house first when they meet for the first time long distance: phoenix⌠what does this question even mean. idkÂ
who fucknig dies first: idk in every fic i read its like phoenix? idk why. but anyway theyre so old it doesnt matter⌠theyve been married for 35 years..Â
which one needs to get their bangs out of their fucking eyes: neither of them even has bangsÂ
who reuses plastic spoons by rewashing them even though theyâre like a dollar for a pack of them: phoenix bc he believes its economical and saving the environment and hes an idiotÂ
who has an excess amount of jewelry they dontt wear and keep losing and which one finds all of the jewelry under the others bed: neither of them wear jewelry but like in terms of wedding rings i bet phoenix loses his a lot bc he takes it off to admire it n then leaves it around like an IDIOTÂ
which one drinks black coffee and which one isnt going to hell: neither of them⌠black coffee is for godot only
who plays console and who plays pc: do either of them even know how to change channels on a tv. ok phoenix does. phoenix plays solitaire on his pc just like apolloÂ
who has an embarrassing picture of the other at the christmas party: phoenix. have i answered phoenix for every single one of these questions: yes
which one still has a flip phone: phoenix obviously⌠well in dual destineis that wasnt even a FLIP phone was itÂ
which one ships kawoshin and who insists that itâs strictly platonic: edgeworth is a romantic at heart and thinks kaworu really did learn to love but phoenix thinks kaworu is creepy Â
who still sleeps with a stuffed animal and is completely unashamed: phoenixâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚÂ
which one thinks theyâre going to survive in a zombie apocalypse and which one actually does: edgeworth thinks heâd survive but he wouldnt sorry edgeworth
which one is a seven foot tall lizard: phoenix
