Engineer: [chuckles] Never a dull moment around these two. They keep me from just sittin' in my workshop all day. Demo also likes to come in and work with me from time to time too.

Demoman: Aye! I enjoy havin' someone I can be smart with, and someone I can be not so smart with. Makes a nice balance dependin' on th'mood I'm in.

Engineer: I assume you mean in general.. 'cause we ain't the type to get jealous of each other. Us three are in a relationship together.

Engineer: But if you mean in general-

Demoman: [points at Engineer]

Soldier: [points at Engineer]

Demoman: [points at Engineer]

Soldier: [points at Engineer]

Engineer: He gets sick more often than he'll ever admit. He just ain't good at hidin' it from the two'a us anymore. But I always make him a big thing of my mother's homemade soup, guaranteed to make any ailment better!

now you guys can be even closer than ever!

Demoman: [grins at Soldier]

If Engie ever has to leave for extended periods, what do you two do to pass the time?

Demoman: The better question would be wot wouldn't we do!

Soldier: [chuckles] We'd get away with so much! We could even sneak into his workshop and-

Engineer: [clears his throat, squinting at them]

Demoman: And clean it for you! That's wot he was gunnae say!

What are the things you like most about each other?

Engineer: Never a dull moment around these two. [wraps his arms around them both to pull them in close] I know I act fed up with these two, but it's all in good fun. They've broken up a lotta that monotony in my life, and I appreciate 'em for it.

Demoman: Well, ain't that a coincidence. [nudges him] 'Cause I was just about t'say I like havin' someone like Solly there who matches my energy, but also Engie here who enjoys havin' calm, quiet afternoons as well.

if both of your boyfriends were drowning and you could only save one who would you save

Engineer: What kinda insane question is that?! I ain't pickin' one, I'm savin' 'em both.

Demoman: Aye, the same.