i remember the first time i cracked open my teeny tiny eyes in that brown, recyled egg carton. i had to struggle not to let the egg whites inside me spill out from the tiny eyes, but hey sacrifices must be made. i saw ... him. eggs 911. he was beautiful, all smooth with tiny freckles, he was truly a free range egg. i want him to be my free range egg. i can imagine it now, we would escape, never having to face the torture of the human mouth. but then he arrived, the egg world’s own banksy, eggsy and smashed eggs 911 for him to become art

and thats how you get away with murder 

Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?

hmm if it has to be from the people i know now... it would have to be someone i dont know very well but has a very good reputation (patty u know who it is //////) 

omg hahahah<333

34. Listening to?

my philosophy teacher ;-;

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 

definitely not! i’ve dyed my hair over 15 times i think hahhaa i dont think my actual hair will fully come out before its dyed again

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

noPE. a sarcastic person with a dark sense of humor is the only one for me <3