#dementeddystopian

Maybe you should find a waifu that isn’t trash nerd

damnit what'd I do this time. 

I hath been tagged by ixiegeist!

Rule 1: Post the rules 

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones. 

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1. If you HAD to change your first name, what would it be?

Oh my that's a tough one because I really enjoy my name as it is. Probably Dave? For awhile I wanted to be called Davis, but that was a weird kid thing.

2. If you had to share an apartment with one of your OCs, who would it be and how would it go?

As incredible a mess rooming Vrisdelle would turn out to be, I'd probably not want to room with her. It's hard to decide which one I would really want to room with, because there are a lot of ups and downs to each of them. Jayne is too dangerous, Monty is too much of an ass, and I don't even know if Viccinni would like me. But Viccinni would end up being the most stable roommate, so probably him. Also I feel like I could really get to know him better by being around him.

3. What is your favorite food?

Oh it's sushi, but burger come pretty damn close. It's a toss up, but sushi is more of a rarity in my diet so I hold it in higher regard. Keep in mind that one day I want to travel from place to place finding the best burgers I can and trying them.

4. If someone wrote a biography about you, what would the title be?

Eh some days I think it would be "What Happened? We May Never Know" and other days it's "To Face the Storm." It's so hard to sum up anyone's life into one title, even ones that aren't so eventful.

5. If you were cast in a video game, what genre would it be and what would your role be?

Oh man I like this one a lot. I always imagine in a video game world I would be a villain. I don't find myself particularly villainous - I'm actually a really nice person at heart. But acting the part of a villain is something I can do very well, and I find it more interesting.

If I was being cast to be more like myself, then I would probably be either a background character that shows up only briefly to do something fairly inspiring, or a mentor-like character that was there from the start, but gives his life when the time comes.

Yeah the genre would definitely be a western RPG. 

6. What object in the room that you’re currently in is your favorite?

The wonderful sterling silver necklace I am wearing, given to me by someone very special. It's a pendant of two cats sitting next to one another, their tails forming a heart.

7. If you could cosplay as ANYONE who would it be? 

Well I'm going to cosplay as male!Vriska, but that's too easy. I'm sure this question is more meant to stretch the imagination.

I would cosplay as my OC Mael'Tergi, because snake person. Seriously, how many chances would you get to up and cosplay a Tscaeci?

8. If you could travel to any point in time and any geographic location for a day, where/when would you go?

Now we have to get dark. Assuming my travel would have no bearing on the events of the world, I would go to watch a nuclear explosion. Not any particular one, but to be there for just a moment at a distance where I could experience it. Not in appreciation, or wonderment, but just to feel the gravity of something that is rarely every depicted just right.

9. How long would you last on the Oregon Trail?

I would probably last long enough to be established as an important person, but let's face it I may be a survivor but I CANNOT handle cold weather. If some run in trying to save someone from a wild animal didn't get me, the cold would.

10. What do you think is the best superpower to have?

Super intelligence. I mean like crazy intelligence. Sure flying or strength would be fun, but being impossible and inhumanly smart would allow me to help many more people in a single year than I will be able to in my lifetime.

11. What was your favorite cartoon as a child?

Oh damn that's hard. But probably Dragonball Z.

Uhh new questions?

PSYCHE! 11 Question 2x COMBO

I was tagged by bjornsnakesdovahrock motherfuckers!

1. If you could pick the way you meet your end, what would it be?

I have always wanted to say I want to go down in hand to hand combat with a Kodiak bear. It's stupid, but nothing in life is perfect.

But realistically, surrounded by my friends and loved ones. AND NOT IN MY SLEEP.

2. If you could be in one fictional universe which would it be?

Elder Scrolls. No contest.

3. Flight or fight?

Gun? Flight. Anything else? Fight.

4. What is your one true OTP?

Fictional? Spider8breath/Con Heir/Vriska-John

5. Who is the best doctor?

Umm...Withdrawn for fear of my life. Because I have yet to watch a single complete season of Doctor Who. *cringes and waits*

6. Do you believe in fate and/or destiny?

I believe all things are inevitable and set in stone, so yes.

7. Would you change history if you could? If so what would you change?

I would probably leave it alone, to be honest. History just isn't something that needs to be tampered with. I mean if I could I might do something stupid like take someone's shoe way back just to see if it did anything, but that's exactly why you shouldn't have given me that power.

8. What trait do you like the most in a person?

Loyalty. A friend you can trust is worth his weight in gold.

9. Where will you make your last stand in the zombie apocalypse?

Somewhere secluded, like a tall house in a large clearing surrounded by forest.

That or Wal-Mart.

10. What’s the best mode of travel?

Probably flight.

11. Go get a music device (ipod, cd player, computer) and randomly pick a song what does that song say about your life?

  Oh God I got "Until it Sleeps" by Metallica on shuffle.

It speaks to me because life can be hard, and it can be cruel. This is a song that can mean something to anyone, because we all have inner demons that we must come to face when the time comes.

And when the time came for me to, I prevailed, even with what it costed.

So yeah I guess it's on to my questions, I have some good ones and YOU ONLY THOUGHT THIS WAS OVER.

Naw this is a whole five-alarm red alert shit storm and it's time to get serious.

3x 11 questions combo! I got tagged by professormeggonagall!

1.If you could vacation in any fictional world, where would you choose?

That's a really hard one, there are so many awesome places! I'm sorry but I have to give it to the Mass Effect world, and I would go to the Citadel. I mean being immersed in that kind of culture and being able to be in space would just be incredible! 

2. Same for historical era

Like from our time? Probably not that far back. I'd like to see what early industrialization was like in America.

3. What would you do if you won the lottery?

Immediately pay for college, set aside money for a house, carm and medical school, take all of my friends out to the fanciest and most extravagant restaraunt I can find, and then pay for a weeks vacation to wherever they want to go, and enjoy everything before finding some way to get richer.

4. What are you most looking forward to right now?

I think this question needs a time scale, so I'll answer it in separate contexts.

Early future: Seeing my family, dogs, and girlfriend!

Near-mid future: A-Kon 2014!!!!

Far future: Becoming a doctor.

5. Choose 5 people, living or dead, to invite to dinner. I was gonna say famous people but eh just general people

My great grandfather on my mother's side, Andrew Hussie, Theodore Roosevelt, a Navy Seal, and Albert Einstein.

6. 5 fictional people? (admittedly I hate answering that cause I get too caught up in wondering if those people would get along in having a nice time)

Vrisdelle, Talos Stormcrown, Dipper Pines, Marceline, and Yoda.

7. Favorite children’s book

Stellaluna

8. If you could work doing anything, what would it be?

Well I am going to be a doctor, so let's choose something that isn't obvious?

If I could just have a second life, I'd be a soldier.

9. Favorite board game

Monopoly, I am just too evil at that game XD

10. If you could have the powers of any video game character, who would you choose?

Ohhhhh either the powers of Dovahkiin from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, assuming I get magic and shouts, or the augmentations of a Spartan II from the Halo universe.

11. Would you rather write/ draw comics or cartoons?

  And be good at them? Either way, comics. I could help Ixi with the ESRP thing cause I feel bad that I can't >.>

No seriously, that's as far as this combob goes, here are my questions.

1. If you could perfect lucid dreaming, what would be the first thing you would do?

2. You are stranded in a harsh environment with no telling when you will receive help. What one OC would you want to be with you and why?

3. What celebrity (of any level of fame) are you most proud to have met?

4. If you died today, what would you want to be remembered for? 5. What fictional character do you feel most resembles you?

6. You've all read Homestuck so...Favorite moment?

7. You gain the ability to fabricate and alter statistics once, for one result, what do you do?

8. If you could have any fictional or real item from any time period, what would it be and how would you use it?

9. You can take that special someone on a date and there are no limitations whatsoever. Where do you take them, and what all would you do?

10. What song are you most embarrassed about liking?

Rule 1: Post the rules 

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger asked you, then make 11 new ones. 

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post. 

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

1.    If you HAD to change your first name, what would it be?

I could cop out on this one and say Page (it’s my middle name) but that’s no fun. I’d probably go with Eli. It has a nice ring to it I think. Plus it’s short, sweet, and to the point. 2. If you had to share an apartment with one of your OCs, who would it be and how would it go?

I’d take sawbones. He’s my medic character from my only war roleplay and probably my only oc who has a grasp on sanity. (no way in hell would I pick Bjorn) 3. What is your favorite food?

It’s a tie. 9/10 it’s sushi. You just can’t beat raw fish. It’s so damn good. The only thing better is fresh venison that you got yourself. There something about the taste of your own kill that can’t be replicated. 4. If someone wrote a biography about you, what would the title be?

Oh man…let’s see. It would probably be “Screw that asshole”. Kidding aside, it would probably be titled something like “C’mon let’s fight some more”. Cause if there’s one thing I love to do, it’s fight. Verbal, physical, whimsical; it doesn't matter, the struggle is the fun part. 5. If you were cast in a video game, what genre would it be and what would your role be?

I’d probably be in a first person shooter. Kind of plain and straight forward, but still filled with plenty of exciting moments. My role would probably be as a support to the main character. You know, the guys who are there to help the player character get where they need to. Personality wise, I’d be the squad berserker, cause I can be a little violent but damn if it doesn't help when shit is on the line.

6. What object in the room that you’re currently in is your favorite?

That would probably be a stuffed poison dart frog that I’ve had since I was little. It’s got a bunch of memories to it. 7. If you could cosplay as ANYONE who would it be? 

I’d probably choose a space marine from the Warhammer 40000 universe. I’m semi obsessed with the 40k verse. 8. If you could travel to any point in time and any geographic location for a day, where/when would you go?

Definitely wouldn’t go forward (that robs all the fun of the future). I’d love to go back and see VJ day in any major city in the U.S to feel that elation of the world being at peace for the first time in 6 years.   9. How long would you last on the Oregon Trail?

I’d like to think that I would make it all the way. I’ve got a stubborn disposition that would probably help me last. In reality, I’d probably die in some pointless and stupid manner, most likely cause the party leader had the intelligence of a 3rd grader who has no clue how to treat a gunshot wound or frostbite. 10. What do you think is the best superpower to have?

Teleportation, it would be awesome to just be able to jump somewhere with a thought. The extra minutes of sleep would make it worth it alone. 11. What was your favorite cartoon as a child? Ed, Edd, n Eddy, that was and still is one of the best cartoons I’ve watched. How can that not make you laugh?

1. If you could pick the way you meet your end, what would it be?

2. If you could be in one fictional universe which would it be?

3. Flight or fight?

4. What is your one true OTP?

5. Who is the best doctor?

6. Do you believe in fate and/or destiny?

7. Would you change history if you could? If so what would you change?

8. What trait do you like the most in a person?

9. Where will you make your last stand in the zombie apocalypse?

10. What’s the best mode of travel?