#delightfullydull

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I JUST

WOW

I ANSWERED ALL THE QUESTIONS THEN CLICKED ANSWER PRIVATELY

A;LSKJDFL;KJASD

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

(Minus my sister being a prat the whole evening)

I am excited for Saturday.

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

Moderately but for me their personality really influences how they look in my eyes. 

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

I honestly wouldn't know. 

3. Are you a virgin?

Yup. 

4. Are you in a relationship?

Nope. 

5. Are you in love?

Can one be in love with food? 

6. Are you single this year?

Yeeeep. 

7. Can you commit to one person?

To any potential future boyfriend/husband/whatever, I hope you're okay with my fangirling over Tom Hiddleston

8. Describe your crush

Tall, 6 foot 2 to be precise, black hair, golden helmet with horns, christmas tree hair, majestic flowing green cape, intense desire to rule the world and make everyone kneel (I'd kneel for him ;)), has a pop tart loving demigod for a brother.

9. Describe your perfect mate

Same as above^ 

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

....or should I walk by again? ;) 

11. Do you ever want to get married?

It'd be nice I suppose. 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

No. 

13. Do you get jealous easily?

Mmmm maybe kind of okay yes. 

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

That is a distinct possibility. 

15. Do you have any piercings?

Ears. 

16. Do you have any tattoos?

Nope. 

17. Do you like kissing in public?

I'm not sure if this is insinuating me kissing people in public, which would be a no because I am incredibly awkward, or if it means seeing other people kiss in public, which is also a no, because that makes me feel incredibly awkward.

20. Do you shower every day?

Depends, mostly every second day, or depending on what days I work. 

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

Pfffft come forth if you dare good sirs and madams

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

Why wouldn't people be thinking about me right now, I'm awesome. 

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

Yeeep. 

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

There is a significant amount of doubt in my mind. 

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

*shrugs* for that to happen there would have to be someone with mutual interests. 

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

Ummmm, my mother when I was little and she let me wander around in the grocery store to get some food?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

Nope. I've written a letter to myself though.

28. Have you ever been cheated on? 

JAWN CHEATED ON ME WITH JIM

SHERLAWK IS SAD

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

I cheated on Jawn with myself. HA. TAKE THAT JAWN. 

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

I've thought about it, but just as a fleeting thought but never seriously considered it. 

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

Nope. 

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

Uhhh...probably not. 

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

Nope. 

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

Nope. 

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

Nope. 

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

Define best friends. 

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

Probably. 

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

Yuuuup. 

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

Well he is the God of Mischief and kind of married to Sigyn.. 

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

I wrote Kenzie a poem that rhymed!!! It was amazing. 

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

Nope. 

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

.....I'd have to have kissed someone first to know that. 

43. How long was your longest relationship?

Never. 

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

Zero. 

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

None. 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

Never. 

47. How old are you?

Eleven hundred and three. 

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

YOU ARE A STRUMPET. 

(I don't care that I'm calling everyone strumpets. But in this context I'd actually mean it.) 

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

That they don't exist.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

This implies that a) I've been in love and b) I've been in love after that? Neither of which apply. 

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

I don't know about anything buuuut, I'd kneel for Loki ;) 

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

Yup, because I hate being the one to always have to initiate conversations and feel like I'm annoying them, and also the fact that they live far far away and I'll never see them again. 

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

I'm not dating or talking to anyone though.. 

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

Yup. 

55. Share a relationship story.

One time, Melli was in a relationship. It was wonderful, and everything was perfect. Until The Doctor came along and told her she was a Dalek and had invented this story because reality was too painful. The end.

56. State 8 facts about your body

 1. I am of average height I think.

2. I am tall when I wear heels.

3. My feet protest if I wear heels.

4. My head protests if I wear a wig

5. My hair sometimes demands I wear a wig

6. My hair sometimes looks like a mix of River Song and Josh.

7. River Song's hair is so big because it's full of spoilers.

8. I don't care that these facts are invalid. 

57. Things you want to say to an ex

You do not exist. Something would be quite wibbly wobbly timey wimey indeed if you did exist. 

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

1. Fandoms

2. Science

3. Literature

4. Food

5. Hugs. 

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

Yes hello world I am Sherlawk and this is what I look like. 

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

I am running out of responses to imply that I'VE NEVER BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP BEFORE. 

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

Ummm.... Hair I suppose? idk. I don't really have a set order I kind of just see people as a whole.

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

I don't know about 'sexy' but the sweetest thing they could ever do for me is to write me a story omg a;lksdj 

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

 Whatever you define it as I don't know different people have different definitions.

64. What is your definition of cheating?

Doing anything involving kissing or sexual things or whatnot with someone else? 

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

Excuse me

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

I'm going to ignore the likely sexual connotations of this question and answer this as a fandom rp like chat or whatnot.

Wholock! Julie is an amazing rp-er and omg where has she gone we should do another omegle pondlock sometime.

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

Doing an activity together! (ehehehe Sokka you're so adorable)

Anything involving food. (Can you tell I am hungry right now?) Idk a film would be nice, or just chatting or something idk is it obvious I've never been on a date before?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

Straight I suppose. 

69. What turns you off?

Nox. (ehehe)

70. What turns you on?

 Lumos. (ehehehe)

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

....Excuse me

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

....Excuse me what 

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

Idk write me a story or something <3 

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

Ummmm hair? *shrugs* 

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

Kenzie answer this because I can't remember except that probably it's you :3 

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

Writing them a story of a crackship idk ahaha Kenzie 

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

As long as it's not Samuel de Champlain type age difference then whatever makes you happy. (Seriously though he was like 60 and the girl was like 12 or something alksjdf;lk)

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

Oh, it's.....a secret. That's why they're called secrets. 

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

Today when my sister bragged that she had pie and I did not.

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

Probably today? To Kenzie for being Kenzie and idk remembering stuff for me that I forget because I forget everything. 

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

1. Tom Hiddleston

2. Loki

3. Cassio (as portrayed by Tom Hiddleston)

4. Prince Hal

5. I don't care what you say they are all valid answers 

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

Ummm either Josh or Kenzie?  

83. Who was your first kiss with?

Well hello questions-implying-a-past-relationship, we meet again. You've got severe short-term memory loss don't you? 

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

al;skjfd;kl *begins bashing head against wall* 

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

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