i’m losing my mind someone lock me up

you wouldn’t believe the incredible nervous system brain reset that comes with being smacked across the face by a beautiful woman

cannot fucking believe my aunt is making my niece's first breakup about her

obviously everything about Lumon is horrible, but looking for scary numbers genuinely seems more stimulating than my current job

I had a fairly bad date with my uni friends today. It was bad for many reasons but chief amongst them is they were all behaving with sickeningly heteronormativity. I was tempted to say “sorry, I must now go home to my wife”. Sadly, though. I have no wife and my friends are very aware of that.

I love you people who are still reading and kudoing my fics. I wake up to each Ao3 email with so much gratitude and joy. I’m sorry I haven’t updated anything in months (or years…), but I love that y’all are still there reading 😭

not shown in my previous answer because it’s too insane a comment to show up in people’s tag: I wish my giant winter coat was my bfs coat and my bf is somehow Edward Little who’s alive in 2024 and still a young man and doesn’t work for the imperialistic navy anymore :)