Good News .... To my FBI Agents!!! (For once --- I'm not all negativity)
Agent boss: you see shes going a constant 60 since she dropped the kids off. When she went down there she was staying around 40. Now sheās Alone and sheās speeding thru the wilderness.
Jesse: why the hell are you alone in the middle of nowhere?!?!
Me: because I dropped him off at his house which happens to be in the middle of nowhere next to some FBI gypsies.
Jesse: why the hell are you in the middle od nowhere and you donāt know where any cops are?
Me: because I donāt see any and its not like they dont know where I am.
Jesse: why the fuck are you alone!?!
Me: why are you getting so mad? You donāt even like when hes there! You always bitch how he eats my food and stuff!!
Jesse: how long until youāre not in the middle of nowhere
Me: until I get to the stop sign, then turn And Iām in the middle of nowhere a little longer then I get to the interstate where Iām still in the middle of nowhere. Okay?
Heās so so so so so mad. Itās like midnight thirty, no moon, tons of stars and hes forbade me to go by myself in the daylight. But he didnāt want to leave the dogs overnight. And thatās fine heās being responsible and I was given gas money to take him home so I did what I was asked to do and what I said I would do. So I get to the stop sign and theres a car on the side pulled off with this headlights off and he has the āBatman signalā
Me: thereās a cop right there
Agent boss: besides she always says āugh you guys are right there?ā Like it pisses her off or something so we decided it wad best to get off the road because she doesnāt like us on it anywhere.
Me: because I like to not have to share every single thing about my life. Plus you have to remember the only experience I had being followed was being stalked by Joe Gordon so yeah when I see you itās a reaction like āugh Iām being followedā I donāt mean it as nasty as it sounds it just comes out that way.
Agent Boss: remember how I told you that i had already sent folks out then you asked Alex and he said he wanted to go home after the races instead?
Agent: and i said that I sent out my guys I know are good. I turned off their GPS so they couldnāt see you and i told them what routes you go on and I told them go find you. I wanted to see how many were going to lie and said they did when they didnāt. No one failed the test.
Agent White Leather Couch: that was a test?!?! You tested me?!?!!!
We all start laughing⦠like ass holes.. we bust out laughing so much I have to cough.
Agent White Leather Couch: you tested Me?!?!
Itās obvious heās in shock⦠so they both go on to tell this storyā¦
So he had driven all up and down various streets for an hour trying to find me and he couldnt and he called and he begged to get the GPS on at least. Something cause he was so frustrated and worried cause he didnāt know what was going on. So he was told to go home and so he was almost there and boss put my gps up for him all being and he looked and saw I was already home, at least my car was⦠and hadnāt moved. So he threw his phone across the car into the seat all bugged.
he was like okay ima make a sandwich with lettuce and tomato and cheese and meat and chips and all that good.. but he didnāt wanna eat. He was bugged cause it was a mystery about why he didnāt see me as I was driving and why I hadnt left.
So boss shows him the camera that shows Alex was still in my house.
So no way could he eat. So he called his mom, convinced that he was going to be fired and he told her all that went on and how Iām like I hate everyone theyāre all fired Iām only nice to them to get what I want and then I get madder and fire more people cause I still donāt get what I want and Iām sexually frustrated and gender repressed and a hater of everyone that has a higher rank than I do in my life. And he convinced her that he was next in line on the chopping block. She didnāt wanna believe her hito would be fired but she told him he could move back in with her and she would make his room up for him. Now he has to email he and tell him hes not fired
Not because he thinks all that about me (he didnāt say, I already know) and I feel bad but because he didnāt lie. He didnāt say he saw me and lie. He said I need help doing my job, help me please. And he didnāt get it.
Not everyone had his same reaction. Some went home and punched their pillow to perfection and decided to wait it out while chilling and watching TV.
Others took to exercise
And he got up and did something.
Iām told that most of them have been on the case a long time and theyre inspired by me and the way I handle stress.
So many times Iāve been like sick crying or like worrying and trying to figure everything out to each little penny scenario.
But I learned and I convinced myself to stop.
I worry for Nothing. God has my back if I canāt figure out I needed to think ahead so i
Just chill. If i canāt then i do something. I used to clean⦠not anymore cause my body but something. Iāve exercised. Pounded the pavement till I didnāt feel anything anymore. And of course tonight some just wanted to beat me up ;)
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So everyone that went out tonight and didnāt see me, before 10 pm mountain time did an excellent job and youāre not fired.
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Now that car that turned on its fucking blinker when I was explaining to Alex that I hated sitting at the intersection with my interior light on because they could see who we were and then decide we were easy victimsā¦. fucking.. this car.. turns left towards us⦠I check it in the mirror and its got its dam blinker on and it turns and Iām all oh my god I just said that⦠then I wait and then I turn left and i see this car all from the same direction it turned off the road except it was facing the direction to get back on the same street I was on and I was all oh my god⦠but it looked like an SUV and it was a car that had went byā¦. anyway ⦠just glad no one followed us cause that was so text book scary.
Then there was this truck pulled over at a post office by a cop And i drove by and this cop was all staring me down. Like he didnāt take his eyes off me⦠so I just slowed down⦠until I was out of his town.
Of course Alex didnāt see the skunk and didnāt know why I had pulled off into the dirt and said āfuck you you little fuckerā or whatever foul words i used⦠he never saw the skunk in the middle of the fucking road!!!
Crazy nights⦠country life⦠home safeā¦
Poor kid was extra bugged cause he got raped 15 times by Dejoria and then he got put through the ringer⦠just to get fired⦠he was emotionally distraught.
I figured something out the other day that should be shared. Rutherford made sure all the good agents were raped by Dejoria so they would get PTSD, go crazy and then become a Rutherford or be all so happy they got to be the victim and love Rutherford. Either way he won.
So our good agents were picked so they could become emotionally and mentally destroyed.
Agent White Leather Couch was upsetish that Brandon got raped once and he got pulled but Agent White Leather Couch was only pulled after he got punched in the face and threatened to quit and left to his momās in Louisiana on personal leave.
I wasnāt in control and i had no idea what was going on until Agent White Leather Couch had told me and I wanted it to be over then. But no one listens to me so it isnāt.
If I had known what was going on not so many people would been raped and Iām sorry, truly sorry that it happened to everyone. Itās Rutherford. And we all have alot more in common now because we are all Rutherford victims.
Luckily he sent our good agents so our case is still intact and we will thrive through the courts. Whether she pleas or not doesnāt matter she will pay. And her trial, I will love because every single day itās just a big huge banner that says āAlexis Dejoria you are stupidā and it makes me so so so happy.
Believe me, we are not failing. Because Rutherford he thinks heās like God but heās not and he canāt hurt someone he canāt understand. I mean yeah it wasnāt fun and its frustrating. But in the endā¦. there will be an end.
Weāre lucky that Rutherford had such a God complex because otherwise he would sent shitty agents but he wanted to destroy the good like he did me. Obviously I wouldnāt let him in the end. Iām not going to let him destroy anyone else. Period.
So if anyone has a problem, we know where I am⦠unless boss turns off your GPS and sends you out to look for me⦠then you donātā¦
And yeah sometimes people were already thrashed before they went⦠and they got more of that inferior superiority complex but that doesnāt mean theyāre bad people.. or stupidā¦it just means they will annoy me⦠because they try that control and āwe are friends so automatically Iām your bossā and nope sorry not my boss and yeah while I fire alot of people⦠I donāt like doing it as much as people think⦠like I make sure if itās me that they really are not pulling their weight or are just not fit for the job.
Iām picky and I like certain types of people. I donāt like everyone but I would rather reassign people if I can⦠but sometimes Iām just like get that bitch away from me, I donāt understand her and i donāt want to. Itās true.
But usually like Lesbian, Iāve had runins in the past, like I did with her.
Old man that sits in the truck on oxygen will scare the shit out of my daughter all the fucking time but so what? Itās cool cause I hope he scares the shit out of anyone whose not supposed to be following me. If I was about to commit a crime that old guy on oxygen would convince me maybe I need to go home and try again later. Just because youāre all la dee da and boom heās there staring and itās like you wanna be excuse me can I get a bit of your air cause you just scared me so bad I cant breathe. But youāre like no hurry and get to the car and leave quick.
Everyone has their place⦠sometimes itās just not with me.
Everything has to be secure and double and triple checked for trial to make sure our case is absolutely air tight.
So hang in there⦠nothing is as scary as that old man with oxygen⦠okay I lie maybe me⦠but I really do care which is why we have such a rigorous testing process going on.
And congratulations to everyone who passed and thank you for looking for me⦠even if I think the assignment is stupid and wastes money and time. Iād rather not be dead on the side of the road because I need independence and I know when i was 18 I had a few problems when I was driving and I would pass out so⦠I guess itās not really that stupid of an assignment⦠but⦠i like to think Iām Super Woman..
But even Lois Lane needs to be savedā¦
So thank you for not getting fired.