#dehonestus

            ‘ just hold still and stop chattering like a coward–              i didn’t come all this way for your world-weary quips. ‘

      meninas will be the first in line to admit that she missed askin–        but her aim is getting much better. she throws her heart aside         with one hand and raises a column of this crumbling tower with        the second, taking stock of his position again. 

                ‘ if you keep running when i try to end this quickly,                   i’ll have to come over there and use my bare hands.                   is that what you want? something more intimate? ‘

        she looks at him and tries to see a target, but memories are awful,          nagging things. they won’t stop her from trying, but they cling to           her arms when she throws, give him just enough time to move when          she’d have crushed anyone else by now. maybe this should be sad.

BABY.

                          a " fucking kidding me " escapes from him, for the pause                          in which all he had was a tall, seemingly unbalanced person                          using him as a stand bazz sighed through his teeth. what a total                          child. eyes going from right to left, tongue maneuvering inside                          his mouth from cheek to cheek awaiting some response——

your christmas present may or may not be me, and maybe dinner. i’m just saying. i’m the best, and you’re so lucky to have me, even if you don’t actually have me. or something?

                                                ” Yeah? Tell me more, dude. ” 

                          he didn’t expect anything better but was surprised that was all                          he said, shit, maybe he had grown a small form of sentience.                          well, sentience meaning where his whole form wasn’t inhabited                          by a parasite that made his entire brain filled with ” EGO “. 

                          well. dinner wouldn’t be bad, and if this behavior wasn’t somehow                          a constant, maybe he wouldn’t be as aggravating either. although.                          after that, he made far less sense with each word. 

so for now, it's simplest to settle down and settle in. there's no use in fussing to herself about it-- she's supposed to be here, anyway. both of them are. the crease in her brow eases into acceptance, and she speaks.

"... not particularly, but. i'm sure that'll change if you stop hovering and come here." it's muttered softly, the far-off sound of a white flag raising. she can be appropriately haughty later in the day.

dude make a new one sometime and literally just have the description in the photoset like a part of it

hehehe I probably will, in the future.

HAPPENED TO ME he is my friend now

[a single tear rolls down my cheek when I think about the sweet loot he would have dropped]

also omg

remeber how behind that door in that area, Venturi attack you with a pet giant?

what if you just burst through with your party and your OWN pet giant