Things My Chaotic Neutral Aries Friend Has Said To Me: An RP Meme
“ Assert your dominance by eating a heaping bowl of ice cream in around 5 minutes. ”
“ I have ice cream and it's jam packed with sweet shit; home made raspberry sauce, strawberry Nesquick sauce, chocolate chips, milk, and sprinkles. ”
“ It's 2019 live, your best life babes!! ”
“ No one can stop me. ”
“ ...and that's the story about how I was officially branded as a gay cowboy. ”
“ I'm enjoying sculpting horns wayyyy too much. ”
“ We've been Pavlov'd. ”
“ It's 2019, Darude Sandstorm memes shouldn't be funny. ”
“ Do I wanna crack open a can of iced tea? I'm thorsty but I just brushed my teeth. ”
“ The vending machine ate $1.25 and I didn’t even get my fucking drink. ”
“ That just means you're a coward. ”
“ I'm so glad I have the skills to run in flip flops. ”
“ Honestly, I’m a hoot. ”
“ Bold of you to assume ____. ”
“ BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME YOU CAN STOP ME. ”
“ I wish I couldn’t read. ”
“ Note to self: don’t drink Coke after a work out. ”
“ Is that a challenge? ”
“ I’m hilarious. ”
“ Pour one out for ____. ”
“ It's the anxiety babey! ”
“ Hnnfh, cryptids.... ”
“ Have you seen the mothman? ”
“ Parakeets shit like all the time. ”
“ Lipstick in my Valentino bag?? ”
“ I HATED THE PATRIARCHY BEFORE 2015. ”
“ Vine is Gen Z culture. ”
“ Babbages babbages babbages. ”
“ It wasn't a good snap, it was the bad snap. ”
“ Hook up culture, but with venting your problems. ”
“ Only highly intelligent people watch Beyblade. ”
“ I bought $3 worth of baked goods and that’s four things. ”
“ DIE FAST, LIVE YOUNG. ”
“ Time to dissociate. ”
“ I casually have doll heads scattered around my room, this isn't all that weird. ”
“ I usually have to reread something at least three times before it clicks. ”
















