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Happy (late) Karkalicious Day

because. well, why not

A madam of the nasty ghetto species, dressed in an ensemble of cheetah print leggings and a leotard, not to mention the thong 4 sizes too small beneath these items. On top of her head is generally perched a purple weave, often resembling shredded plastic. A lady of this sort may be caught sipping a beverage called Baby Drank, or 4loko mixed with rufies......... AKA Baby Drank.

I posted during the day (past few posts) it's ended up being about fruit and ducklings rather than desperation, shame, pointlessness n all that. Brief interest in fruit anatomy after reading that of a courgette/zucchini is "the swollen ovary of the female zucchini flower". Somehow the botanical ovary/fruit connection escaped my comprehension. Became derailed while reading about zucchinis in a different context, that of a succinct way of saying "queerplatoinc relationship". It's punny. Having a crush on someone, having a squish/squash on some one. (Zucchini being a kind of squash/gourd thing). Noun, adjective, verb? not sure. I like the contrast between the sexual/reproductive nature of the fruit and the non-sexualness of the squish zucchini term. Almost too many (hyper)links there.