Hero x Villain living weapon whump snippet
Villain breaks into Hero's super secure base in the early morning with the intention of seeing what it is that they keep in their super secure basement bunker. But when they open the door, they're shocked to find... Hero?
Their nemesis is sitting in the center of the room, surrounded by a large metal cage. Stripped of their armor and sitting cross legged on a sad little cot. Their eyes lock immediately, and Hero's entire face lights up.
"Villain! What are you doing here?" They ask, beaming.
Villain stands frozen for an instant, waiting for an alarm to sound or for Hero to power up and throw them through a wall. When none of that happens, they carefully move into the room.
"Just looking around," they answer, trying not to let on to how baffled they are. They look around the room, taking in the tables and chalkboards lining the walls. Paper is scattered everywhere, from sheaves burdening the tabletops to posters blanketing swaths of the boards. "What, uh, what are you doing in here?"
Inching closer, they can see one poster displaying a humanoid shape, anatomy highlighted inside, annotated with thick lettering. A record of bruised organs, torn muscles, and broken bones. Hero's broken bones.
"Waiting." Hero says lightly.
"What for? Couldn't you get out of there easily?"
"Well yeah, but it isn't time yet."
'Time for what?' Villain thinks as they continue examining the room. More posters, recovery timelines, battle transcripts. Packets of paper reveal experiments on tolerance, intelligence, endurance. Drug trials, the same substance appearing in line after line. Hero's powers were unusual, that wasn't a secret, but this? This was another level.
"You seem oddly cheerful, for the circumstances." They remark, throat dry.
"Why wouldn't I be? You're my best friend!" Hero beamed at them. Villain's heart pounded in their ears.
"Really? It doesn't really- well what I mean is, uh, you don't usually act like it.... You act like you hate me, most of the time."
"The game's no fun if we don't follow our lines. Of course we're friends, aren't we?"
The game. The cage that seemed like it was designed for an animal. Wide, vulnerable eyes staring up at them from a cot that looked more like cardboard than padding.
"Yeah, obviously we're friends." They said, easing into a brighter tone. Hero perked back up, smile as blinding as the flash of a grenade. "Best friends."
Villain made a split-second decision then, hoping they wouldn't regret it later. "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Hero's eyes lit up literally then, and their smile turned sharp right along with the roiling dread in Villain's stomach.
"No!" Villain exclaimed, then tried to school their tone back into something calm. Trustworthy. "I mean just to go, walk and such. I... have something I want to show you." They lied. Hero frowned, though to Villain's relief, their eyes went dim again.
"I don't know... I'm not supposed to leave if it isn't to play." Hero said glumly. Villain grit their teeth. They had to get Hero out of here.
"Come on, it'll only be for a little bit. Isn't it boring, just waiting in here all night?" Villain coaxed. Hero nodded softly and Villain continued, "It can be our little secret. Between friends. How about it?"
Villain held out one hand to the bars while the other slowly tucked a folder of papers into their coat. Hero was smiling again. Villain tried not to let their hand shake as the question rang out into the depressing room.
Finally, Hero nodded and stood.
"Okay, but only for a little bit. I have to be back before everyone else comes in." They said. In an instant, they shorted out the power-inhibitor collar that Villain hadn't even noticed and phased through the bars of the cage.
"Of course," Villain agreed, lying through their teeth and hoping Hero wouldn't notice their slight nervous tremor at the display of power that clearly even Hero's captors hadn't been prepared for. "we'll have you back by sunrise."
The two of them walked out of the base, skirting around security guards who Hero was quick to believe were 'just sleeping' and out into the cool night air.
That would be the last time Hero set foot in the base of their now shared enemy, Villain swore to themselves. Hero didn't even notice the way Villain hissed under their breath as they went.
They were too distracted by the stars.