#deerthoughts

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

i think im addicted to calling my boyfriend

there’s nothing wrong with darting out from behind a parked car into traffic

have alredy started growing my antlers for fall and they will be the most sexy and beauftiful ones yet ive decided

oh so wen a bird goes to eet a seed that is good but when I a deer. who is much prettier and cooler and handsomer than birds, eet a vegtabl,

well maybe headlites should not be so bright adn mesmerizing did you ever think of that. i bet not