#deepspacehigh

my fave game i imagine they play on ds9 is who’s gonna carry the odo bag this mission. do they draw straws? is it on rotation like a chore wheel? is it like an annoying punishment or does everyone lowkey want to be the one to carry their backpack buddy and throw him dramatically to reveal that it’s NOT a random satchel but in fact goo man

tfw your boss sends you on a work trip and your fave coworker gets murdered by a possessed lizard and you blame yourself so you take indefinite time off and go back to your parents’ house to figure your life out by cleaning clams and playing piano then through a dream you find out your mom isn’t your mom and you’re actually part alien then you get stabbed by someone who worships the demon that killed your work bestie who reappears at your front door in a new body to come with you to find your bio mom who lives in a box in the desert and kills the demon when you open it because a man in a parallel universe writes your life story on a wall.

thinking of pulling a ben sisko 😙 (taking an indefinite amount of time off work to figure things out)

dr. bashir i presume is soooo navigating your relationship with your parents in your mid-late 20s core

sisko being forced to relive his trauma and the wormhole aliens rly said “why do you have mental illness lol just don’t be sad”

feeling like a pregnant bajoran after a covid test bc i sneeze 8 times