Deep State was always a MAGA confession.

So here's your regularly scheduled dose of unfettered, underarm keratin protrusions to inoculate you from caring about body hair enough to fall for that kind of ragebait 💖

So I have some IRL Larrie friends, which is good in a way that we talk about the boys a lot, and we go to shows together.

But apart from me, everyone thinks F is Louis' son, so it's always a sensitive subject to touch on. But here comes the twist. They don't think B was ever pregnant, but they do think Louis was forced to give sperm / or it was stolen from him for a surrogacy. And they think, he doesn't love him, and looks awkward around him, because this force / steal situatio, but he's trying to seem a caring father. They think he would never use a kid, that's why F has to be his, but then they explain all the controversies with this forcing / stealing.

On one hand it kind of could make sense, but I just can't not think if he was his real child, Louis would take more care of him, and defiantly wouldn't parade around with him in a huge ass movie.

Okay, I thought out loud, still don't understand.

You don’t understand because that is literally the stupidest explanation for babygate I’ve ever heard. How tf do you STEAL SPERM from someone?

It sounds like their only reason for believing Louis is Freddie’s dad is because F “is his twin.” It’s been shown over and over and over how much Freddie looks like Brett (who supposedly isn’t related to him) and Austin (who is supposedly only related to him because Briana is his half sister). There’s even a photo of Brett’s mom, Ruth (who also supposedly isn’t related to him), where you can see how much he looked like her when he was a baby.

We have pretty solid evidence the baby was a doll for the first few months (that link is just one of many moments). We even have proof of them superimposing photos of Louis as a kid over Freddie’s face to make them look more like each other. What the hell would be the point if he was actually Louis’ kid??

Freddie is supposedly 11 years old. He literally is almost as tall as Louis and probably weighs almost as much as Louis does at this point. Neither Louis nor Briana are big enough people to have produced a kid with those genetics.