#deep doodoo

It doesn’t seem possible for as many things to go wrong at once as they do…. -- Michael Lipsey

Death Toilet 5 Invasion of the potty snatchers. Oh my god 5 Death Toilets in and this one is ALMOST the movie. They have a cast ten times the size of all 4 previous movies and that is discounting the fact that every scene Mike Hatfield plays a different character. Filled with all the long shot rambles and madness from before with great random random lines like ,"just some nice man boobs" "a modern day D B pooper" or the pointless and my fav line "we better give him the old sit down". As random and borderline schizophrenic as these movies are this one has several angled story lines, real set pieces and real jokes.Yes legit jokes! The opening scene and credits are laugh out loud funny. As the main heroes fall from the sky screaming with the aid of perfectly awful green screens making the effects very "special". Then to a rolling down the hill joke that almost killed men, ending in nurses rushing our hero away and one nurse with a cigarette in her mouth as the other nurse says "oh no he's having a fart attack". That's only 4 mins in, then prepare for the brown hole barrage of poo puns beyond belief. The weird characters are growing in their universe and especially Pottymouth and Stinkeye are the Rainbow Brite villains you never knew you needed in your life. The police interrogation scenes with father dingleberry are a little over whelming but father dingleberry needed some deep bowel acting for his final fart well. Yes if you watch this you may feel like you're losing your mind , take some aspirin and maybe you will just feel a little bit flushed. If mind loss keeps happening you may need to see Dr Doodie Hauser BM

TTwTT Fuck my mother is terrifying. I am in such deep shit.