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etunim said: *touches the feather cleavage*
sullensmasher said: King Dedede, is that CHEST FLOOF you got there?
Anonymous said: Mmnnmnnn, such soft plumage... *burries face into chest* Ht's lhike ha lhivhing phillowh!
Anonymous said: I WANT TO RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR CHEST FEATHERS!
IIII'm just gonna... get to bed now... 's been an interesting night.
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Why don't y'all eat da dirt off da ground and admit dat I'm da bettah kind den you!
What whazzat? I look waaaay better without a shirt than you, and youâre jealous? You got me there.
king dedede take off that shirt you hunky penguin
Juuust⌠gimme a sec, hereâŚ
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Theeere we go.
Oh goodness, he's drunk AGAIN.
And youâre still ugly.
Wait, no⌠you will be�
Whatever. Point is, youâre ugly.
"Don't you have some turkey to eat." Bandana clearly didn't put thought in that phrase. Gasping, he covered his mouth. "I-I didn't mean it, sire!"
At first, Dedede is too confused by the nonsensical retort to be angry about it. Eventually, though, he comes to the conclusion that it was intended as some form of backtalk, and he should indeed be angry.
HmmâŚturkey sounds pretty good right now, though.
âOh yeah? Guess I should get to that, then. Bring me some turkey!â
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*Duo Pinch'd!*
The drunken king yelps and stumbles away, rubbing his arm and glaring at the duo.
âWhadja do that for? How âbout I pinch you anâ see how YOU like it?â
*walks over to you and taps on your head* Uh, Dedede, I think you've had enough partying for tonight... you should head home now. o_e;
The king doesnât seem very appreciative of this advice.
âHead home? Iss way too early for that! I havenâ even begun tâparty yet!â
Nightlife in Dream Land (open)
Even sleepy little Dream Land has its nightlife, and King Dedede has been known to partake in it from time to time. To time. To time.
This is one such night. The king staggers out of a bar after being...encouraged to leave, but he's not done yet by any means. The night is still young.
