#deceitfulvanillacake

♤ Half Cake Hound.

♤ Acts REALLY paternal towards Strawberry Crepe Cookie and Poison Mushroom Cookie, even kissing them goodnight.

♤ Everytime he's done eating he immediately goes "Thank you very much for the food, it was delicious" *goes and washes his plate/leaves it in the sink* and if someone's still eating "provecho" and if it's nighttime "goodnight, sleep well"

♤ "Black lipstick abuser? No no, i love that shit :)"

♤ VERY clingy, like a wet dog.

♤ His hair is so long and just so big, he always pulls out some weird thing out of it. Lipstick, shroomies, weapons, shoes, even Chiffon.

♤ 28 years old.

♤ REALLY good at singing and dancing.

♤ His dream job/career is being a vet, or a dog stylist.

♤ Child soldier. Does not know what a normal childhood is like, assumes they're all like his: Sharpening his claws and aiming for the neck, training on how to kill without being killed.

♤ His tail bends with his hair, that, thanks to being long enough to drag across the floor, hides the tail pretty well.

♤ I think that's all? I'm sure i'm forgetting some of them..

♤ A biter. Licker too. His love language is licking and biting, but often represses the need to do so with other cookie.

♤ Has strawberries in the white cream of his cake arm.

♤ Whenever one of his soldiers die, he stays by the bed, reassuring those poor souls that they're cared for, even in the afterlife.