#decaytrolls

Manhandling symbol starters

> You stumble, catching yourself before you fall backwards. Then you recollect yourself and snarl.

"I'm blind. It's to see you."

> You drank a LOT despite your better judgment, and instead of just sleeping it off, you decided the phone in your hand was a GREAT idea to text Duo.

> Well more like speak into your phone and hope the message translated- so what you end up sending is:

Hey duet I'm am bores am bored drink come over or let me come in your you hive

"Awh, you're not dead at all-"

"Excuse me?" Channi laughed nervously, looking around before realizing that the troll in front of him was in fact talking to him.

Vulpin tilted his head up and sniffed at the air.

"You're supposed to be some fancy blood drinker, but that's cranberry juice in your cup- it's not even alcohol."

"Ahhh... who... what. Wow. That is quite the nose you have." Channi's tight lipped smile showed just how unnerved he was. "And it's quite the mouth on you too."

"It's a shame you're a fraud, I grew up on your movies. Hell, so did my ex. Then again, at least now I wouldn't have to kill you."