#decadentmousse

Josh is really, really good with his hands, not that this is any surprise to Chris, having watched teachers fawn over Josh in tech class and woodwork class and literally any class that required both ingenuity and dexterity.

Being on the receiving end of those hands is a blessing, and Chris feels muscles he hadn’t known were out of place popping back to where they should be, knots loosening and pain peaking then easing under the firm pressure of thumbs and fingertips and, where necessary, elbows.

Ahhhhhhhhhh okay. For a second I thought you went out and bought a horse I was like “well that was unexpected.”

Relatedly I’m about to buy a horse tamagotchi.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT DIED ALREADY

“remember your dead” I’m losing it

!!!!!!!!!! An actual horse??

TRUEEEEEEE. That means we just very narrowly escaped with our lives.

I KNOW. Maybe that’s *why* they took away the glasses. They knew, combined with everything else, that it would just literally be too much and we’d all flatline right there in the theater.

That seems like too much detail-orientation for the people involved in making this movie... I think we were just lucky to avoid a near miss.

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I’ve been calling him Bitter Ex.

It’s terrible because in the first movie, Newt automatically pinged my weakness of “guy with nice arms in rolled up sleeves” and he has NO RIGHT to graduate to ALSO wearing a waistcoat which is another big weakness. I’m too gay for this.

“I’m too gay for this.“ Actual quote from Hermann Gottlieb.