#debrusk

oh my gosh. take a look at this very tiny, very young, and very blond jake.

there is simply no way this doesn't win the “world’s cutest photo” award. i mean - boston’s most lovable son wearing a santa hat, looking chuffed as chips, cuddling a giant teddy bear - what more could you want?

(gif via @bergymarchy) this is how he’s going to get himself killed. he’s going to try to pick a real fight with chara one day and zee is going to have no choice but to fucking annihilate him

prefix boys!! the unfocused nature of this photo lends it a strange aura that i can’t quite put my finger on… something is afoot. these boys are troublesome. mr chara please come collect your sons.

this is the single most awkward thing i have seen in my life. jake why

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disgusting little man with a whipped cream dependency. “pro athlete” my ass.

(gif via @transpastrnak) this is from that one time he jumped on pasta so hard trying to celly after pasta scored a hat trick that he was genuinely worried he’d injured him. he is just an over-excitable puppy at heart apparently

(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) seems he’s actually got quite the habit of throwing himself into teammates’ waiting arms. here he is being carried away by charlie mcavoy, managing to look impossibly small despite the two of them being the same height

as much as i love him, i’m pretty convinced i’d end up punching him in the face if we had a conversation. he’d come out with some dumb shit like this and i would be momentarily blinded by rage becuase, who says that, and take a swing at him. of course i’d buy him oreos or ice cream or whatever to say sorry and tend to his wounds and apologise profusely, i just–thanos???? that’s your 42yo  captain who is smarter and stronger than any of us can even dream of being and you just out here calling him thanos? i had to laugh but oh my god

excellent! reaction! image! thank you for blessing us with this one jake

(gif via davidpastrnut) i just had to include something from the recent delight that is this video. i love both these dumb boys so much, and i loved their little summer catch-up, despite the phrase “posting up” making an appearance every 3 seconds. bruins social media team, we need more of these. pronto

this so very strongly has the vibes of a kid being forced to hang out with their very uncool and dorky younger brother. i’ll let you decide who is who

here he is, just revelling in the misery of thousands of t*ronto fans and tbh.. you love to see it. atta boy jakey

(gif via @lesbiandebrusk) he even looks good when he’s a SweatyBoy. that’s talent. he does kind of look like he’s about to murder someone though so i’m not really sure what this is all about. you good fam?

Big Caveman Energy. i don’t think jake’s actual beard was bad it was just,, bad on him. he kind of looks like the dodgy man that sits on the bench outside the playground all day that mother’s drag their kids away from. no offense.

there are many excellent jake debrusk photos out there but this one has to be my favourite 😍😍😍

look!! it’s actually frightening to me how young everyone looks in their draft photos. we really just let infants play in the nhl huh?

(gif via @jimmybrodin) is he trying to schmooze the cameraman here or what

ahhhhh this is adorable :’) imagine scoring your first nhl goal in your very first game… that’s talent baby! the interview he did with his dad afterwards is my absolute favourite thing, jake seems to be a v nice young man

this is awful

good photo!!!!!! 👌 that being said, i am slightly perturbed by the amount of arm hair he has, i don’t know why. this kid has impressive eyebrows, also

simply unfortunate

this photo honestly haunts my nightmares. jake, i am begging you to put a proper shirt on. outfit says dodgy gay bar, body language says he’s about to ask me to prom. i hate everything about this