#dear wings

Wings: Just laughed as I remembered one of the lines is "we live in fame or go down in flame"

☜Wings☞: I have a story to tell

☜Wings☞: I've recently been picking up old spice deodorant because it's cheaper and I've never been one for prescribing to whatever pink packaging says I should be buying.

☜Wings☞: also they have funny commercials and I feel like I should encourage advertising that aims to entertain rather than brainwash.

☜Wings☞: Recently, I picked up one of those from the "wild collection" line.

☜Wings☞: "anit-perspirant for THE COMMANDING MAN"

☜Wings☞: awesome package art, two snarling bears like they're on a playing card "Bearglove" it's called.

☜Wings☞: (I wanted the Hawk one but I was in Watford, and I was lucky to get what I did, especially with battalion of eyebrows I got from my mom.)

☜Wings☞: Regardless, the thing I'm getting around to is this:

☜Wings☞: In the whole line there is literally nothing that even hints what it actually smells like.

☜Wings☞: For all I knew I was getting whatever it is that they put in axe body spray.

☜Wings☞: But the reviews online said it smelled good from many genders' perspective. Yes I read reviews. This was a calculated step.

☜Wings☞: Anyhow, I know how it smells now.

dasvan Butts: What does it smell like ?

☜Wings☞: FREAKING CUCUMBER MELON.

☜Wings☞: THE MANLY PACKAGING IS A COVER UP

☜Wings☞: TO SELL TRADITIONALLY FEMININE SCENTS.

dasvan Butts: Oh dang I should go get some

☜Wings☞: DON'T YOU SEE??

☜Wings☞: THEY SAY IT'S A SMELL YOUR WOMAN WILL LOVE

☜Wings☞: THIS IS WHY.

dasvan Butts: Tis smart

☜Wings☞: And how are they going to know? They never buy traditionally feminine scents anyhow.

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