#deadyears

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I showed up here and there was a bunch of Mexican options and diner options and I'm all like, look, everyone in my party knows what I'm going to do. I'm going to get a bean burrito or something. But it's like 12:45 AM, I've got a stomach ache, and frankly, I'm becoming way more aware that I'm just becoming a guy that does something when he goes out. I always get a bean burrito or something like that. I start having this whole existential panic thing that makes me have to let the people waiting in line behind me to go ahead of me so I can just stand there and freak out over my options some more. Everything looked like it was going to irritate my stomach more and I just wanted to go to sleep: Dessert. Sometimes people to out and get dessert, right? That's a thing people do every now and then. It looks adult, right? To just be like "nah this is the end of my day, I just want to put something sweet in my mouth." The people I let in front of me, drunk, are just like "what's up man" because I think they could tell I was hyperventilating over fucking diner food and I explain that I'm in the middle of 9/11 and they're like "dude get a hot bun" so I get a mocha too because I forget that I'm tired and I know it's going to just be chocolatey and delicious and all of that. Anyway, the hot bun could have been a bit softer but it was good. People seem to love them because it's a top seller. Mocha was good. I ended up tasting some of the leftovers around the table because I am a complete scourge on this earth. I saw maybe 7 or 8 cops come in here to eat so don't do DMT before you come in. Or do. I don't give a shit.

winter is still upon us. Warm yourselves up with a brand new sweater! 

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