Skit with GN!Deadshot & Spider-Man!Reader
GN!Deadshot & Spider-Man!Reader:Miles? Why are you hiding behind me?
Miles:SOME PISSED OFF GROWN MAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME AND I DONT KNOW WHY! PLEASE PROTECT ME PARENTAL FIGURE!
GN!Deadshot & Spider-Man!Reader:Like how im a parental figure even if you have parents also never call me that….*Looks at miguel* The fuck did the kid do to you?
Peter B:Act the same way I taught him!
GN!Deadshot & Spider-Man!Reader:I’m not surprised…YOU GOT A BABY! GIVE ME THE DAMN BABY NOW MOTHER FUCKER!
Miguel:*flustered but confused* who the hell is that!?
Peter B:Okay here’s mayday! *looks at miguel* this is my beloved Y/N,their a parent to a daughter named Zoey. In their earth their both Deadshot and Spider-Man
GN!Deadshot & Spider-Man!Reader:*Happily playing with a giggling and squealing mayday* mhm yeah whatever. Aren’t you a cutie? Yes you are! Oh I’m so stealing you from your father!
Miguel:….
Peter B:don’t even think of it,their mine
Miguel:Try me bitch I’ll make them mine
Miles:stay the fuck away from my parental figure both of you!
