Things Taylor Fucking Swift did with one single song:
- made me go from happy bubbly Jenny to bitches gonna die Jenny in three seconds flat - exposed my ass to the world but itās okay because old Jenny canāt come to the phone either sheās dead - gave me a fresh start and to that I owe her my new life because old Jenny is dead remember? - taught me how to be FEARLESSā¢ (just kidding itās just ābraveā now cuz that Taylor is dead) - made @wcnderstrucks and I become the embodiment of melodramatic emos - @kittiesswift and I screamed our heads off about rainbows - got me to start saying FUCK every other sentence - dragged OUR asses as well as those of her enemies because remember when we said that she was dead for three years and we needed new music yeah
