#deadpool reviews

Imaginary - March 2024 horror/mystery PG-13

7/10 Honestly the CGI and actors were shit but the idea of making an imaginary friend an evil spirit that brings you to a fake world is kinda a cool concept.

Mouse Trap - Sept. 2024 horror/comedy NR

2/10 The only things funny about this movie was the $5 budget they had on the CGI and the $2 budget they had on shit actors. Should be rated R for titties.

The Boogeyman - June 2023 horror/mystery PG-13

8/10 Watched it before bed and regretted it. They could’ve done better on the monster, and the dad was kinda hot. Like a total rip off Hugh Jackman.

Tarot - May 2024 horror/comedy PG-13

8/10 There wasn’t much of a ‘comedy’ aspect, and it was SUPER predictable, but I really like Jacob Batalon. So win. Also I really liked the idea of it. And the clown? Would smash.

Beetlejuice 2 - Sept. 2024 horror/comedy PG-13

6/10 Cause the storyline was shit, they were trying so hard to be funny that it straight up was not funny at all, and there was literally no backstory on Astrid and her dad. However, I loved that they kept the CGI style.

Cobweb - July 2023 horror/mystery R

5/10 Cause only half the movie was good. It was so fuckin good in the beginning, then they must’ve ran out of money cause as soon as they introduced the monster? Shit.

It Ends With Us - August 2024 rom/drama PG-13

4/10 This movie was so shit. The book was alright, but the movie was so rushed. It felt like I had watched one persons ENTIRE life story in half an hour. Had no idea what was happening the entire time.

The Beekeeper - January 2024 action/thriller R

9/10 The movie was really good and it was funny in some parts, definitely not a thriller though. But I liked it and Jason Statham did a great job so.

Thanksgiving - November 2023 horror/mystery R

9/10 Movie was good, gore was cool as fuck. Actors were good. They definitely could’ve done better with the fake body parts though with a $15M budget.

Quiet Place Day One - June 2024 horror/sci PG-13

8/10 For a movie with barely any talking, it was really good. Amazing actors, I loved Eric, he was adorable. Also the cat was cute though it was stupid as fuck.

Blood and Honey - Feb 2023 horror/crime NR

1/10 This movie was utter shit. Should be considered a mystery/comedy. They could’ve made an amazing horror movie with the idea of Christopher coming back and Winnie was just imaginarably adorable and now he’s a full grown bear then BOOM bear movie. Also should be rated R for titties.

Road House - March 2024 action R

10/10 Watched it like 5 times in a week cause I loved it. The actors were amazing, fights were amazing, idea was good. I seriously think they could’ve done better with the crocodile. Also I became obsessed with Billy Magnussen cause of this movie.

Garfield - May 2024 family comedy PG

4/10 I never really cared for any of the Garfield movies, but this movie was decent on the emotional side, made a single tear drop, and will never watch it again.

Inside Out 2 - June 2024 family comedy PG

10/10 I didn’t care for the first inside out, but this one was really good. I actually cried all 3 times I watched it cause they did so good with coveting the emotions.

DP and Wolverine - July 2024 action/comedy R

10/10 My family didn’t believe me when I said they needed to watch Loki to understand it better and they literally hated it because “WoLveRiNe is SuPPosEd tO bE dEaD.” Like mom. Were you even watching it? I know Hugh Jackman was hot as fuck and there was a sex scene in the Honda Civic, but there was more to the movie than just sex, mom. If you didn’t understand the movie, it’s cause you weren’t paying attention. Also, people sayin there was “too many references,” Deadpool literally says there’s gonna be a shit ton of references when he first gets to the TVA.

Pirates of the Caribbean - July 2003 adv/fan PG-13

10/10 Amazing fuckin CGI for 2003, Johnny Depp is hot and like one of the best actors, knows how to perfectly get into character, Orlando Bloom is cool too I guess, and the comedy isn’t overdone.

Alien Romulus - August 2024 horror/sci R

5/10 It was super boring and hard to stay focused on the movie. But I can safely say, I would’ve cried so fucking hard if Andy had died. Even though he’s replaceable.

Afraid - August 2024 horror/drama PG-13

6/10 One of the male actors was pure shit. Worst actor I’ve ever seen. I think the AI was the most natural sounding out of all the actors which is just ironic in my opinion, but other than that it was okay.

Speak No Evil - Sept. 2024 horror/drama R

10/10 Amazing fucking movie, the actors are the shit, and I’m not just saying this cause James McAvoy is hot as fuck, but also because the movie was fucking amazing. It’s one of those movies I dread pausing to even go grab a drink or something I couldn’t stop watching it.

All Hallows Eve - October 2013 horror/suspense R

3/10 Points cause I like Art the clown and I liked the old look of the camera work, but the movie was utter shit. Like 5 stories smashed into one and half hours with shit actors and really bad fake blood.

Jurassic Predator - June 2018 thriller Rated: 🤷‍♀️

1/10 The single point cause it looks like they used real pig intestines. But it legit looks like they took a toy dinosaur and used our perspective to make it look big. I could’ve done better than their actors, and they also tried WAY to hard to make the main character look, sound, and portray Jason Statham:

Then the robber in the beginning, Patrick O’Donnell, trying to look, sound, and act like William Dafoe:

Joker: Folie à Deux - October 2024 thriller/musical R

1/10 Literally only payed attention in the end, not spoiling it cause it’s super new. The movie is shit though, I expected SO much more. Joker was legit the only DC character I like, and they ruined it. Do not know why it’s rated R, most of it is singing and smoking with horrible script.

Terrifier - March 2016 horror/slasher NR

6/10 The actors are really bad, but I love art. For some reason, every time I watch the first one, I immediately forget everything that happened the next day.

Terrifier 2 - October 2022 horror/slasher R

8/10 Once again, the actors are shit. I’m hoping to watch the third one tomorrow and I’m hoping the actors got a little better cause omg. Other than that, I just really like Art.

Spiderman H. - July 2017 action/sci-fi PG-13

9/10 I sometimes really wish they had shown HOW Tom Hollands Spiderman was bitten. Cause I can’t piece it together the way the other two were. Tom Holland is an AMAZING actor, when he gets stuck under the building, I cry everytime. He really knows how to put emotion into his voice.

Mr. Crocket - October 2024 thriller/slasher R

7/10 First 5 minutes was shit and it had me worried. Then it had me actually gagging. One of the scenes was genuinely revolting. The idea of the movie is neat, but I feel like it was missing something. I couldn’t find the rating so I rated it R myself. It deserves it.

Terrifier 3 - October 2024 thriller/slasher NR

10/10 The actors got so much better, I love Art the clown. Not gonna spoil it cause it came out like 2 days ago. Definitely do not recommend this for people with weak stomachs. Even I gagged in some parts. ME. Someone who LOVES horror, gagged. My friend had me walk her to her car and check her back seat.

Late Night With the Devil - March 2024 - horror R

5/10 It’s a found footage movie, but if given about a week, I feel like even I could’ve written the movie better than the people who did. Extra points cause it made me gag. Even the thought of worms being inside me makes me sick. But I have absolutely no problem holding a handful of them. Actors were good for the most part, screen quality was awesome, CGI wasn’t.

The Purge - May 2013 - horror/action R

6/10 The dad is hot but the entire family shares at most half a brain cell and this movie lowkey stressed me the fuck out.

A Quiet Place - April 2018 - horror/sci-fi PG-13

8/10 Feels like it was missing something and it kinda felt like the entire movie was a prologue, but the movie was actually pretty good, and I enjoy watching this movie quietly when I need to be quiet.

Venom 3 - October 2024 - action/sci-fi PG-13

9/10 I was kinda iffy on watching this one cause I liked the first one, but I thought the second one was kinda ass. I was surprised on this third one though, the CGI was much better than the other two movies, it was funny, and it had its moments.

I Saw The TV Glow - May 2024 - horror/drama PG-13

0/10 Stupid ass fucking movie. Edit 7/10 The last few minutes, Justice Smith (Main Characters actor) is an amazing fucking actor and this scene actually made me cry-

War of the Worlds - June 2005 - sci-fi/action PG-13

10/10 This is the first horror movie/sci-fi movie I’ve ever watched that was for more mature audiences, and it was simply my favourite movie. I loved watching it on DVD when I was little then my mom took it away for it being ‘too violent,” so I finally got to watch it again after like 12 years, and I still love it.

The Jester - September 2023 - horror/mystery NR

2/10 The actors are like- really fucking bad. The Jester himself is cool as fuck though, and the story is a littlee confusing.

Smile 2 - October 2024 - horror/mystery R

7/10 First one gave me nightmares, this one didn’t. I watched both the same night, and the second one just isn’t scary? And I’m easily scared.

Borderlands - August 2024 - action/sci-fi PG-13

1/10 Probably on my list of top 10 worst movies ever. The singular point for claptrap, Kevin Hart, and Krieg. The actor for Lilith was pure dogshit, but she definitely fit the NPC role very well, except she’s supposed to be the main character.

Mufasa - December 2024 - adventure/musical PG

10/10 This movie actually made me cry multiple times. And Scar is now my favourite movie villain ever. This is officially my favourite movie.

Kraven - December 2024 - action/sci-fi R

6/10 The first time I watched it, it was kinda boring. The plot was scattered everywhere. And then the second time I watched it it was better and the plot made more sense. Probably because I paid more attention. Kraven is hot. That’s it.

Night of the Wild - October 2015 - horror/scifi TV-14