Deadlock x Reader 2
(Victor, Celeste, Seven, Vyper, Pocket)
A/N: Part 2 of my Deadlock x Reader interactions. I’m normally gonna try to do four (girl-boy-girl-boy) but since Pocket in non-binary, I included them. This is the same Snow White!Reader as before. Normally I don’t do requests but if there is a type of reader someone wants, I’d be willing to try.
Victor
Victor: You control birds, right?
You: I don't control them, I ask them for help…and thats for all animals, not just birds.
Victor: How good are you at talking with Vultures?
You: Why would I…oh…right. I can definitely talk to them but I can't promise too much.
Victor: Something is better than nothing.
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You: Shouldn't your name be Adam?
Victor: Why would my name be Adam?
You: Well, you're kinda like Frakenstein's monster. The monster had a name, his name was Adam. So I was just wondering…
Victor: I dunno……I kinda like how nice Victor sounds when you say it.
You: Oh! Well, then…Victor is a lovely name.
Victor: 😏
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Victor: Stay close to me.
You: I am close to you.
Victor: No, I meant…well, that too but I meant during the ritual.
Victor: I can make sure nothing happens to you.
You: That's what the New York rats are for, Victor.
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Victor: You died too.
You: How can you…right.
Victor: What happened?
You: A bloodthirsty vampire.
Victor: I won't let him get that close to you again.
Celeste
You: Can I ask you something?
Celeste: Sure.
You: Does the horn…hurt?
Celeste: Do your ears hurt?
You: No? It's part of my…right. Dumb question.
Celeste: I'll forgive you since you're so cute.
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Celeste: Y'know, you should join the circus.
You: Mmm-hmm.
Celeste: The crowd would love you and the animals.
You: Mmm-hmm.
Celeste: I think the animal tamer outfit would suit you.
You: Mmm-hmm.
Celeste: And if you ever get lonely on the road…we could keep each other company.
You: Or…we could just go out after the ritual, Celeste.
Celeste: Nah, I think I'd rather run off together.
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Celeste: Our road trip is gonna be so fun! I should let you know some things though…
You: And that is?
Celeste: I'm not allowed in Texas anymore.
You: What did the circus do?
Celeste: Not the circus, just me. Fire trick accident.
You: O…..K
Celeste: Also Oklahoma.
You: I see…
Celeste: Oregon, Hawaii, Maine, and some parts of Colorado.
You:…Why don't we keep our road trip inside New York for now, Ok?
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You: Thanks for the free tickets, by the way.
Celeste: Of course! I'll take any chance I can to show off.
You: Does this mean I'll get the secret to your that ball trick?
Celeste: Oh come on, Buttercup, you know a magician never reveals their tricks.
You: Right…right…wait…you're a magician?
Celeste: I'm magician…adjacent.
Seven
Seven: You have been reborn.
You: I have.
Seven: And have become more powerful than who you once were.
You:…I guess?
Seven: Take pride in your rebirth. After this ritual, I will join you.
You: That's…nice?
Seven: It is.
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You: *giggles at the bird seated on Seven's hat*
Seven: Do you find this amusing?
You: I do.
Seven: And if I electrocute these pigeons…will you find that amusing as well?
You: You wouldn't do that.
Seven: Are you sure?
You: You find me too delightful to make me upset.
Seven:…I suppose I do.
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You: You know, you can stand to be less threatening to folks.
Seven: And why would I do that?
You: (shrugs) Because there's no reason to be rude. If all goes well, you'll practically be a god…so maybe consider being a benevolent one.
Seven:…I prefer being an old testament deity. I'll leave the niceties to you, my dear.
You: I'm not a god.
Seven: No…but you will be.
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Seven: Don't think because I'm fond of your presence that I'll turn down my voltage. Know when to get out of the way.
You: Yes, yes…hang in the back line while you soak up the glory of victory.
Seven: Oh…my apologies. It appears you want to be more active in this ritual.
You: I do. I don't think the patrons will accept a wish request from someone who stands around doing nothing.
Seven: That is because once I get what I want, you will never need for anything again.
You: Maybe there's something I need that you could never grant me.
Seven: (chuckles) There's no such thing.
Vyper
Vyper: (Looks you up and down) You're no Lash…but your alright looking. You: (offended) Oh? Well, you're no McGuiness but you'll do. Vyper: Oh really?! McGuiness? That's who I'm competing against?!?! That's your type?!! You: As if Lash isn't just a guy version of McGuiness. Vyper: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH TOOTS! McGuiness is a chick version of Lash not the other way around. Also not as charming. Those muscles are just for show. You: Ha! I bet McGuiness could beat Bebop, can Lash? Vyper: …I'm going to deal with you after this ritual. //// Vyper: Are you mocking me? You: Why would I be mocking you? Vyper: The snakes? You keep summoning snakes and now I think it's your subtle hint that you wanna top me. You: Why are you so horny? Vyper: Hey, I'm not against it. The snakes stay out of the room though. You: Oh my god…I'll think about it. Vyper: Yeah, you will. //// You: I'm…really sorry that my owls…did that...(laughing) Vyper: You're so sorry that you're laughing? You: It's just…they thought you were a tiny snake because of how high in the air they were. Vyper: Yeah, an explanation doesn't make it better. You: Ok, but you have to admit…them trying to pick you up was pretty funny. Vyper:…I'm open to letting it slide…only because your laugh is cute. //// You: …… Vyper: Come on~ You: … Vyper: You're not still mad about the whole acid melting your pants thing, are you? You: …… Vyper: Toots, come on. When have you ever needed pants when we're together? You:…I would like to not be pantsless around our allies… Vyper: You gotta stop being worried about what people think of you. You: Yeah, well, the bellhop's judgemental look is not fun to be on the receiving end of.
You: You know, pigeons can recognize faces. Pocket: Yeah, but I've never met you. So what does it matter? You: Well, the pigeons like you. So…trust they'll do their best to keep you safe. Pocket: Well…tell them I appreciate them looking out for me…and you too. You: Hm? Pocket: I mean…I'm thanking you for also looking out for me not saying that the pigeons are looking out for you too cause…you already knew that. You: Oh wow, you're so adorable that's kinda cute. //// Pocket: It's not a good idea to associate with me. Especially right now. You: I can handle myself. Pocket: I know you can. Doesn't mean I want you to risk your life for me. You: Jeez, who are your enemies? The feds? Pocket: No…it's worse. //// You: Are we ever gonna talk about why that vampire chick seems to hate your guts? Pocket: It's…a long story. You: This ritual's gonna take forever. I have time. Pocket: In my old life, we were gonna get married. You: What? You get cold feet? Pocket: Didn't have a chance to. //// Pocket: Thanks for letting me stay at your place. You: No need to thank me. Seriously don't…cause you needed that bath. You smelled like a swamp. Pocket: It's…probably because of the toad. You: Oh really? Cause that's not what the toad said. Pocket: What?
