#deadgwen

MY ANDY!!!! MEDA!!!! MY GIRL!!!! MY BEST FRIEND!!!! MY BEST GIRL!!!!!!! OUT HERE WRITING ME EMAILS AND READING MY POEMS AND GALAVANTING AROUND IN A WHITE VAN(™ SCOTTY U WILD ANIMAL) I JUST. THERE IS NO ONE AS SUPPORTIVE AND LOVING AND THERE AS YOU!!!!!! YOU ALWAYS!!!! GOT MY BACK!!!!!! ONE OF MY POEMS IS UR DESCRIPTON U REBLOGGED THAT POST SEVEN TIMES  U CONTINUE TO SCREAM ABT THAT HEADPHONES THING IN That Fic I Wrote That I Wont Name Cause The TItle Is So Fucking Stupid UR JUST!!!!!! U make the best friend bc you support me and everyone no matter what!!! Happens!!!!! No matter what ur always on my team i love that

Also!!!! Also!!!!! IF IM LIKE ANDY IM WATCHING THIS THING IM HAVING A BOP AND BEFORE!!! I!!! KNOW!!! IT!!!! YOU HAVE WACKED ON WILD CHILD AND ARE HAVING A FAT SIT TO SOAK IN THAT MASTERPIECE AND YOU!!! CRIED!!! CRIED AND SENT ME 90 MESSAGES ABOUT IT AND ALSO CALLED DRIPPY ‘DIPPY’ THE ENTIRE TIME AND TALKED!!! ABOUT!!!! HER FUCKING POLICEMANS HAT!!!! IN THE GODDAMN BATH!!!! (A LOOK A SCENE A FILM) TRULY!!!!!!! YOUR LOVE COULD NEVER!!! BE AS SUPPORTIVE!!!!! AS DRAMATIC!!!! AS LOVEABLE AS MINE!!!!!

I literally love talking to u more than anyone else in the world bc ur so ENTHUSIASTIC!!!!!!! JUST!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS TAKEN TO A HUNDRED AND THEN FURTHER ALL THIS POSITIVITY AND DRAMATICS!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! THIS IS A PIECE FROM ONE OF THE EMAILS U SENT ME WHERE UR GIVING ME AN OVERVIEW OF THE EMAIL WHILE IM READING THE EMAIL THIS IS META ‘END: ‘IT WAS 1AM - 3AM AND I SOMEHOW DUG OUT SOME DEEP HIDDEN POWER WITHIN ME AND BLASTED U OUT A LITERAL SCIENTIFC PHD PAPER WHICH IS, ALTHOUGH POORLY WRITTEN, THE ONLY THING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE IN THE ENTIRE EMAIL. ALSO I WAS SLEEP DEPRIVED AND I THROUGHT IT WAS APRIL AND I THINK I ERASED ALL TEH PARTS WHERE I LAMENTED FUCKING 'ITS THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT IN APRIL' AND TURNED IT TO 'JULY' BUT I MAY HAVE MISSED SOME PARTS SO IF IM RANDOMLY TALKIN ABT BEING IN APRIL IT IS BC IM ACTUALLY MENTALLY FUCKED’

LITERALLY WHEN I TALK TO U BEING Absolutely The Most IS TOTALLY!!! FINE!!!!! BC WE’RE BOTH OUT HERE!!!!! DOING THE MOST!!!!! EVERY FUCKIN DAY OF OUR LIVES!!!!!!! THE MOST DRAMATIC GIRLS EVER DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT LOWER CASE OR DEATH WILL FALL UPON U WE’RE OUT HERE SCREAMING!!! ABOUT HOW MUCH!!!! WE LOATHE KATY PERRY!!!!!! LIKE SHES GODDAMN STALIN OR SMTH!!!!! TRULY THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE TO US EITHER ONE OF THEM: BAD

ALSO (2001) HOW COULD (2001) I FORGET (2001) THE WEIRDEST MOST UNEXPLAINABLE INSIDE JOKE OF ALL TIME (2001) BC OF THAT ONE COMMENT I MADE (2001) ABOUT THE PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) (BUT REALLY IS WAS MADE IN 2001) (SO) (2001) AND THEN WE WERE YELLING (2001) AND SUDDENLY SNAKE TOAST (2001) WAS BORN FOR WHICH I CAN REMEMBER (2001) NO CONTEXT FOR OUR JOKES ARE THE WORST IM STILL SCRENING AND ZCRYING ABOUT SNAKE TOAST (2001) NEVER WILL I MOVE ON

SPEAKING

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ON

I STARTED CRYING

BECAUSE

I

         THOUGHT

                I HAD FOUND

                                  MY IDOL,

       PENGU           ,

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LITERALLY THE PEAK OF COMEDY NOTHING WILL EVER BE FUNNIER EVERY TIME U SAY IM FUNNIER THAN U I WANT TO SHOVE THE WHOLE OCEAN INTO MY MOUTH AND CHEW TRULY WHAT IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO U MEAN NO ONE HAS EVER (E V E R) BEEN AS FUNNY!!!! AS YOU!!!! IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD!!!!! NO ONE HAS EVER HILARIOUS AS U I LITERALLY PITY ANY AND EVERY PERSON WHO HAS NEVER RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM U THE WHOLE WORLD IS MISSING A HUGE CHUNK OF THEMSELVES AND THEY DONT EVEN!!! KNOW!!!!

ALSO listen no one has better music taste than u even though PITBULL WAS IN UR MOST PLAYED FOR 2017 I WILL NEVER BE OVER IT NOT ONCE WILL I EVER MOVE ON literally i follow ur ‘love songs’ playlist and EVERY SONG!!!! EVERY SONG!!!!!!!!! A FUCKING BOP!!!!!!!!!! I also love how u have clearly had to hold urself off for adding EVERY SINGLE tay song like i admire ur willpower BUT I LOVE!!!!! THAT FUCKING PLAYLIST!!!! AND THAT ONE PLAYLIST CALLED ‘u kno’ and ITS!!!! JUST!!!!! MEME!!!!! SONGS!!!!! ALL MEMES!!!!! ALL OF IT!!!!!  M E M E S

HONESTLY JUST. EVERY MEMORY I HAVE WITH U IS JUST THE BEST WHEN WE WATCHED SPIDERMAN AND MY STREAM KEPT STOPPING AND THE HATE I RECEIVED WAS UNPARALLELED TRULY I WAS BULLIED AND LIKE LEST WE FORGET ‘cursed email’ WHICH IS A RIDE FROM START TO FINISH AND YOU!!!!! READING!!!! PIPERS SON AND JUST!!!! CRYING!!!!! AND THEN U TELLING ME ABT THE RUBBISH IN UKRAINE AND ME!!!!! LAYING IN BED!!!! S O B B I N G AS YOU SAY!!! THAT A WHOLE FAMILY COULD FIT IN!!!!! A BLUE BIN!!!! CAUSE THEY COULD!!!!! AND UR ACCENT CHALLENGE WHERE U LITERALLY LOOK LIKE UR BEING HELD HOSTAGE NEVER WILL I EVER!!! BE OVER!!!! UR GODDAMN VOICE!!!! CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHRIST

LITERALLY THE MOST BEAUTIFUL VOICE. THAT ANYONE. HAS EVER. HAD. BEAUTIFUL. LIKE RUNNING WATER OR LIKE. DRAWER OF KNIVES. A VOICE THAT COULD KILL BUT ALSO IS HOT. DANGEROUS BUT HOT. THATS UR VOICE. AND UR WHOLE LOOK. AGAIN I SAY: CHEEKBONES THAT HAVE KILLED THOUSANDS AND WILL CONTINUE TO KILL WITHOUT EVER BEING STOPPED BECAUSE WHO WOULD D A R E LOCK THEM AWAY AND THE HAIR!!!!!! THE HAIR!!!!! BEAUTIFUL. THAT IS ALL I CAN SAY. LITERALLY THE BEST LOOKING GIRL IVE EVER SEEN

(AND I KNOW I ALREADY SAID U WERE THE MOST HILARIOUS BUT CAN I SAY IVE JUST REMEMBERED THAT FUCKING ASK WHERE IT WAS LIKE ‘IVE SENT YOU THREE ASKS IN THE PAST MONTH ASKING HOW YOU DO UR EDITS AND YOU HAVENT ANSWERED ONE. CONVENIENT.’ AND THEN YOU JUST ANSWERED WITH A PICTURE OF A LITERAL CHICKEN WITH A MICROPHONE UNDER IT LOOKING THE MOST LOST ANYONE HAS EVER BEEN AND I HONESTLY HAD AN ANEURYSM I TRULY LOST MY OWN FUCKING MIND AND HAVENT FOUND IT SINCE WHO THINKS OF STUFF LIKE THAT HOW ARE U A PERSON IN MY LIFE WHO IS THIS FUNNY I WANT TO SOB EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT NEVER WILL I LAUGH SO HARD AGAIN)

LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE YOU GETTING AN ASK WHERE ITS LIKE ‘UR SEEM SO COOL AND FUNNY AND NICE I LOVE SEEING YOU ON MY DASH’ IM ALWAYS LIKE!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!! I KNOW!!!!!!! THATS MY BEST FRIEND!!!!!!! MY BEST FRIEND IS THIS FUNNY AND THIS BEAUTIFUL AND THIS COOL AND THIS GOOD AND SUPPORTIVE!!!!! I LITERALLY JUST WANT 2 RUN ACROSS THE STREETS OF AUCKLAND GIVING UR PICTURE OUT TO EVERYONE AND SOBBING AND EVEN THEN IT COULD NOT SUM UP MY LOVE FOR YOU

Ok but srsly like u have been through……….. A Lot since we’ve meet and its been HARD and EXHAUSTING and STRESSFUL and if i were u i wouldve literally gotten to 2015 and PACKED THE FUCK UP NOPE GOODBYE but you!!!! Just keep!!! Fucking going!!!!! Because no one has ever been as strong or as good or as determined as you!!!!!! No one!!!!! Literally jokes aside im going to love you forever its so reassuring to know something like in ur gut and i just……………………….. I know that ur going to have me forever in whatever form that takes im always rooting for you and youre always rooting for me.

I love you always and forever and when i talk to you i feel understood and known and that means the world to me. Youre going to have me forever. Even when we die. Even after that. Youre literally never going to get rid of me

I hope u have the best birthday and the best year and the best life and know that, like i have since we were fourteen, i love you.

SHOT,