1 - Kitchen counter, couch, or on top of the dryer?

The young man shrugs, a slightly amused glint in his eyes, “Pfft, wherever you want it it’s fine by me.”

11 - We were about to have sex but then a client calls.

Jongin growls and pulls away from Sehun’s lips the second his phone starts to ring. He pushes the other onto the bed, glancing at his disheveled form for a last moment before he reaches for his pockets.

Oh, how hehates to be interrupted, especially when he’s having fun with his best friend, the only person in this world he actually cares about. He turns the damn thing off without even looking at the caller and throws it across the room before pushing himself on top of Sehun.

"I’m sorry." he mutters as he presses his lips to his friend’s neck, ready to give him his undivided attention, (no client is more important than you).

13 - Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find.

"Hm, I don’t think that’s something I want everyone to know. But it’s not sex toys or porn, just fyi.".

32 - Fill in the blank: “If they ____________, we are fucking.

Jongin is currently sprawled on his friend’s couch; he’s tired and he’s hungry and the chicken he has ordered an hour ago is nowhere to be seen. ”If they don’t bring the food in the next five minutes…” , he looks at Sehun with a bored look on his face, “We are fucking.”.

66 - Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?

Jongin almost chokes on his bubble tea at Sehun’s sudden statement.

14 - Jawline Kiss

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

"Don’t you dare! It’s your fault anyway! You’re the one who decided to get us into that… I don’t even know what to call that place! I knew it was unsanitary!"

They were both off on that day, and had planned to check out a few restaurants he had recommended, get some bubble tea, and just loiter around all day. She always had reservations about going to normal street restaurants, but whomever she’s with always manage to convince her. In reality, she actually liked the food provided by these simple places quite a lot, but she was too prideful to admit it.

As soon as the food got placed on their table, and they started to eat, her eyes caught sight of a tiny cockroach that crawled up the wall behind Sehun. Shrieking in horror, she flipped her tray… and guess who got showered with fishcakes and soup? None other than Sehun. Thankfully the soup didn’t burn his face, but rather… his arm.

2 - If you had to have a threesome, who would it be with?

"…Can I join the Troublemakers?" the young man smiles and shrugs, "Sounds hot enough.".

6 -  How big are you? You know what I mean.

"Already answered, but you have permission to come and find out by yourself, princess".

10 - What sex position is your favorite and why?

Answered here.

16 - What’s the dirtiest daydream you’ve ever had in public? 

Owing:

psychan

ddxsuga

story anon

Waiting on [I'm waiting on a whole bunch more, but these people seem to have grown inactive so--]:

kikwangxdd

kimyoungjaex [ don't worry too much though, and do rest well! ]

luscixuss

ddxsuga

ddsehun

hyericvles [ I know you're on a kinda hiatus, but just in case you missed it. So for when you come back~ ^^ ]

dd-yunho [starter - but really, TAKE YOUR TIME WITH IT. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF FIRST, OR ELSE! ]

Other:

Bathroom freak out [self-para]

Valentine Call [ I'll have her mum call her and ask her if she'll spend Valentine's with her fiance and whatnot. And I'd actually really like if someone is around during the call. Message me if you're interested. ]