An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Written for @debwalsh as part of the @dcmarvelbingobang​
Bingo squares: fake/pretend relationship; snowflake; snowed in (if you squint real hard, lol)
 Fandom: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), and Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, they hit some deer, Animal Death, Snow, Car Accident, everyone human is fine, tony stark is a lot nicer than he pretends to be
Summary:
"I've got a plan," Buck said about point four seconds later, short enough for Steve to know that he'd been thinking about it the whole time he'd been staring at Steve. How he'd been a spy, Steve would never know.
"Oh, yeah?" Steve asked, not sure he wanted to know what kind of crazy idea Buck had come up with, having been the focus of a number of other Bucky plans over the course of their friendship and sometimes he'd ended up with ripped shirts and needing to say a few Hail Mary's. Other times, he'd ended up with a bloody nose and an asthma attack due to needing to run for his life.
"What if you tell her you're dating someone already, you know? Like, secretly. Quietly."
