Lovely platonic husband my lovely little man
Would still you love me if I were a worm
Yeah, Would you still love me if I was a tortoiseshell Persian cat who spoke with a posh medieval princess style voice and shot magic missiles from their eyes?
EDIT: BETTER ANSWER
I would cut you up into pieces because I think when you cut a worm it turns into two worms, and I'd have a bunch of Snowwy's.












