#dbxsm

Two hotheads! I actually did them! Wow!

Minako: Like usual, just with others too.

Trunks: Actually, ladies, me and Goten have a suggestion.

Goten: You're gonna love it!

Minako & Makoto: *stare confusedly*

Trunks and Goten: FUUU-SION HA!

Minako and Makoto: *gasp*

Trunks: Totally okay. I've been thinking of the same thing lately.

Minako: So you're in?

Trunks: Yes baby. But I have one condition: I don't want it to be a stranger.

Minako: Why? It's easier this way.

Trunks: It's not. For me at least. I don't want to share you with someone I don't know. I want them to be someone I can trust. Someone who I can be sure that won't cause you any harm.

Minako: Aw babe, that's so sweet of you! I love you!

Trunks: Love you too!

Minako: So, who do you recommend to invite in our little game?

Trunks: I was thinking of Goten, but he already has Makoto. I don't think he'll... What's with that smile of yours?

Minako: I just decided to change it to "foursome"! *giggles*

Vegeta: What?

Rei: You said that saiyans can have multiple mates, right?

Vegeta: I did. So?

Rei: That means that even you can have someone besides Bulma?

Vegeta: Yes. As a Prince, I had to have as many wifes as possible to increase the amount of offsprings. It's not necessary though, but I still can do it.

Rei: So you have an excuse to cheat on Bulma?

Vegeta: Watch your mouth, fiery! Who do you think I am to cheat on my wife? If I ever find a second woman, I'll let her know it. And she may, or may not accept it.

Rei: Oh, I got it. Sorry, I didn't want to offense you.

Vegeta: You're not Kakarot to be able to offense me.

Rei: So, if you ever decide to have a second wife, what would she be?

Vegeta: *smirks* What if it will be you?

Rei: *blushes*

Vegeta: *laughs* Just kidding! Though you're so close to resemble a Saiyan that you can be a great match!

Vegeta: Which one?

Rei: About your brother and Raditz moving to Haruka and Michiru's?

Vegeta: Oh that? Yeah, I heard it.

Rei: So?

Vegeta: So what?

Rei: Are you okay with the fact that your brother is dating with a girl and a guy at one time, while they both date with a genderfluid person?

Vegeta: I don't know what do you find so concerning about it, but I just don't give a fuck. Saiyans may choose more that one mate and their mates can have others. Doesn't matter male or female.

Rei: Oh. So you don't mind then? Well, that's just great!

Haruka: Yup. Since the first moment he saw him.

Michiru: Are you okay with that?

Haruka: Yeah. I like the guy too. He's sweet, polite and easy to joke around, which is lovely. Are you okay with that?

Michiru: Actually, I think it's a good solution of our problem.

Haruka: Hm? And how is it?

Michiru: *giggles misteriously*

*soon*

Haruka: Guess what Hotaru! You're gonna have two more dads! Raditz and Tarble are moving to our place!

Raditz: I know! I feel the same!

Haruka: What?

Raditz: ...

Haruka: What did you just said?

Raditz: Nothing!

Haruka: Raditz, are you telling me that you have a thing on MY Michiru too?

Raditz: No! No, how could...

Haruka: Because if you’ll ever land a hand on her, I’m gonna «World Shake» your saiyan ass up to the outer space!

Raditz: WHAT THE FUCK, HARUKA?! I WAS TALKING ABOUT TARBLE!!!

Haruka:...

Raditz:...

Haruka: Oh... So you are gay?