#dbd!clown

One moment you're racing through the backwoods behind the Macmillan estate, fighting not to look back because no matter how fast you run, he will be right behind you. In the next- you're yanked behind a thick tree, your shoulder blades digging into the rough bark and one strong hand digging into your arm.

You look up to see Jeffrey, and your mouth falls open in either an attempt to ask a question or a silent cry, but he holds a finger up in front of his mouth before you can find out. The message is so clear in his dark eyes, that are so uncharacteristically serious, you almost hear his guttural voice telling you- be quiet.

Nodding slowly, with wide eyes, you do as told. But you're still terrified, and in shock, and confused. How can he even be here? There's no way the entity would allow this; Jeffrey is interfering with another killer. For you.

And what happens if Michael finds you now?? What could be Jeffrey's plan?? Surely his presence will only make it worse. Would they fight? You've never seen a killer fight another killer, but the thought makes you shudder. The Clown is filthy, mean, and vile. But the Shape is relentless.

And... Jeffrey already doesnt looks so good, you realise; your lips parting again in surprise and... worry. He looks so serious, so mad. And at this proximity, Jeffrey's strong hand still tight around your arm and your body tucked away between the tree at your back and his thick belly pressing into your front, you can see very clearly the cuts and scratches all over his face and body. He's not looking at you, he's listening out carefully for Michael, his mouth pulled taught in displeasure, but he doesnt need to be looking back for you to draw your own conclusions. He'd already been fighting before this. But who??-

... the Entity, you think; horror hitting you with the realisation.

You want to ask him questions, but just then- the Shape reaches your tree. He's just behind; you can hear him. And you freeze.

Only your eyes move, safe and silent in their sockets, and they wander up to Jeffrey's face, looking vigilante as he waits to see what'll happen. You can see the cogs working in his brain; calculative. Will he need his knife? Will he need his bottles? What kinda drugs will work on this guy? Something about him makes you feel safe; this huge disgusting man who used to terrify you so bad you would shake and cry when he just looked at you. But a lot of things had changed since then. You weren't scared of him, anymore. Not since he stopped wanting you to be, changed tact and made you like him. With his bad jokes, his harsh asthmatic laughter and his soft belly.

... When Michael, thankfully, heard something you didn't and walked off in another direction you immediately release a deep relieved breath. "... thank god- "

Before you can move and slip away from Jeffrey, his eyes snap back down to you and he cups your jaw harshly in his gloved hand; drawing your face upwards to look at him. The stench of alcohol off his breath burns your nose hairs, but you're learning to live with it. You're also learning to live with the stains in his gloves, the same ones that are on his old boxers.

"... Yer comin home with me." He tells you steadily. His guttural, husky, drug-damaged voice straining to speak at a low register.

Slowly, you give a cautious nod. "... okay."

"... cant havya outta my sight anymore."

Just the thought of staying with him in his dirty, cozy caravan, never going back to the camp or doing another trial, makes you feel weak with relief and happiness- but its just not possible. You give a sigh. Squeeze your eyes closed. "... we cant- The entity- "

"Leave that t' me." Suddenly you remember all the cuts and scratches on him, open your eyes to see him again, roughed up and pissed off, and believe him. When you don't respond, lost in your thoughts about how exactly Jeffrey has pulled this off - what he had to do, what deal he had to make, - , he gives a hoarse chuckle, thick with phlegm and wickedness. He gives your jaw a mean squeeze, stealing your attention back. "Heh. Well, doll?? Come back t' me. Whadaya say?"

"... how."

Animal The Cannibal: If Manny calls on him I bet he would go 😅 Sorryyyyy.

Billy Loomis: He likes the feeling of you cumming around him too much for that. Don't get me wrong- he is a pretty selfish lover. It's just that, part of his pleasure happens to come from yours.

Bo Sinclair: Nahhhhh. It's not that he's wanting to be kind to you- he just thinks it's a mark of a sissy if he can't get his lover to cum for him. It's for bragging rights.

Bubba Sawyer: Yeahh... sorry Y/N. If one of his brothers call on him he will ALWAYS go.

Candyman: Look, its not always!, so don't get me wrong- Daniel is a good lover. I'm sure he is. But at times he just... doesn't have the time 😅

Captain Spaulding: Sorry doll, he's got like 3 insane middle aged children running about not cleaning up their messes and he's gotta get on that shit XD

Chop Top Sawyer: If you've got his attention, which you certainly do if you're engaging in sex with him, then he's all yours. He's all for you.

Chucky Lee Ray: He's full of bullshit but he is also quite busy so... take this as you will.

Dr Suave: Ain't nothin' gonna keep him from the face you're gonna make sweet thing... (*Cough* Sweet talker)

Drayton Sawyer: GENUINLEY REAL BUSY!! He'd stay if he could!! Don't sulk though, he'll get pissy at you.

Freddy Krueger: Damn, you're waking up! Well- Goodluck!~ (This asshole)

Harper Alexander: This man is Buckman's bitch- he literally pimps himself out for him 😅 So... yeah... Maybe you could talk to Buckman? Ask him not to call on Harper during the hours of 5-8pm On Friday Nights please??? 😆

Inkubus: Not his style.

Jack Dante: It depends on where his head is. It's hard to keep him in one place for long- if he's got his head in the clouds, his show is on, or he's got 'work to do', he'll literally just take care of himself and then fuck off. (If you manage to hold his attention though he WILL go until you fall asleep and then be there waiting when you wake up again. Stamina for days, I swear).

Jason Voorhees: The chances are, if you've gotten Jason to engage in... the act!!... then its gonna be all about you, anyway. He might not want to cum. It's in his nature to take care of the people he loves, anyway. So it's kinda the other way around, here... but voluntarily.

Jedidiah Sawyer: Too sweet. Plus, without a family shooing him this way and that anymore, he's suddenly got so much more time on his hands! Haha.

Jerry Dandridge: If he's sleeping with you his full attention is on you, and very little will have to power to stop it.

Kieran Wilcox: I love the idea that this too-cool-for-school, bastard guy- has really bad stamina (: So (: Yeah (:

Leslie Vernon: This asshole 😅 He's like sorry sweetie, I have preparations to do, *Forehead kiss*, love you so much, see ya! (He's being genuine, too. This is not a line because he's being lazy or selfish- He gets tunnel vision something fierce).

Lester Sinclair: I swear he hates leaving you unfulfilled, he really really hates it, but sometimes he just needs a little something to keep him happy before going to see his brothers and he doesn't have time to take care of you. He will when he gets back!! He promises.

Max Grief: He just wouldn't wanna leave you displeased. He wants to make you happy (:

Mayor Buckman: This one genuinly makes me laugh XD This man, oh my lord. Someone will knock on the door and he'll be OFF- forgetting in his eagerness to be do Town Duties that he first has duties to you goddamnit!-

Mental Manny: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a dick. I'm sorry, but a dick appointment with Manny is just that- an appointment. And like any asshole with an appointment book he will decide once he's got what he wanted out of the transaction that oh, sorry, time is up! He has to go preach to some devotees for an hour. Bye sweetheart!~

Michael Myers: You just know he would. He does not care.

Mickey Altieri: Just not a selfish lover. It's equal with him.

Midnight Man: He might think its a game... 😅

Monty Hewitt: Well fuck, who knows what Hoyt might saw off him if he ignores him this time?? Please believe him when he says he wants to stay though, he really fucking does.

Otis B Driftwood: 'I'll go around back and take control, like I always fucken do'- Otis has clearly got a complex for being the Big Man in Charge, yes. And this is part of the reason he will leave you high and dry... the other part though is him being a DICK.

Patrick Bateman: Like Michael, he doesn't care. You can finish up yourself while he gets his keto dinner started.

Pennywise: I feel like with Penny its marathon sex or it's nothin', so yeah you're gonna cum. Do not fear.

Rocco The Clown: No way in hell will anyone ever tear him away from you. Oh, no. He (And I) would like to see them try.

SHERIFF HOYT: BECAUSE HE'S SHERIFF HOYT. HE IS EXACTLY THAT PINTEREST QUOTE.

Stu Macher: Would also genuinely say that 😅 Will answer every beck and call of Billy's and so thinks he's a very busy man. Call him back though and he probably will listen to you. Sorry Billy.

Stuart Lloyd: Okay- this man has probably not had sex for a LONG time- if ever. So yeah- even the muse gets ignored during that time XDD 😅 He~ is~ desperate (:

DBD The Clown: Sometimes he's too tired, which is understandable I suppose, but the asshole part?? He giggles about it. I mean, after that he coughs because he has not taken care of his body, but first he definetly giggles =_=

DBD The Deathslinger: He ain't as young as he once was- you just gotta give him a moment to breath XD Usually. Sometimes he will just smirk at you and leave, though. Cuz he's an EVIL COWBOY.

The Djinn: Not his style- Part 2.

The Man: He just would =_=

The Taxidermist: Like Stuart he is has been very dry for a very long time and he is NOT about to mess up this chance.

Thomas Hewitt: I would say he's the same as Bubba... but Thomas is a little tougher. Unless Luda Mae tried to call him away... you're good. He'll always finish you off before answering anyone else. (And Luda Mae wants grandbabies too much to pull him away XDD )

Vincent Sinclair: Sex is a whole night with him. He will have planned to have the whole evening and through the night without an interruption, so you don't run into any problems like this ^^