Jan 17, 2021
Bushwhacker: Okay, let’s stop using the word ‘butthurt,’ we’re not twelve any more.
Turtle: You sound Asstroubled.
Guardian: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Stoker: Someone’s having a tushytantrum
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Bushwhacker: Okay, let’s stop using the word ‘butthurt,’ we’re not twelve any more.
Turtle: You sound Asstroubled.
Guardian: A little bootybothered if you ask me.
Stoker: Someone’s having a tushytantrum
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Phoenix: What up? I’m back.
Turtle: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead.
Phoenix: Death is a social construct.
Phoenix: This is probably the second weirdest way I’ve almost died.
Turtle: What was the first?
Phoenix: It’s very complicated but, long story short, my family is banned from every Olive Garden in the state.
Yes, I am a gay robot.
Turtle, probably
Turtle: How do you two usually get out of these messes?
Proxy: We don't. We just make a bigger one that cancels the first one out.
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I don’t need hands, I’ve got self respect!
Turtle, probably
Aura: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Turtle: We attack the CDA with hummus.
Aura: ...I stand corrected.
Turtle: Just keeping things in perspective.
Nader, you useless lesbian.
Turtle, probably