#dawn rambles

Impossible: No way I’d ever get a W against them, not in any world. Forfeit, sheer skill, or Immortality.

c!Tommy: No. I wouldn’t want to, I would forfeit, also he’s actually very good at fighting, he’s just usually up against C!Dream or C!Techno, so.

c!Sapnap: He’s very good at combat, he got Techno to very low health on Doomsday, No way.

c!Ghostbur: Even if I Could hit Ghostbur, I would choose not to.

c!Techno: No Way.

c!Punz: He’s like Sapnap where he’s very good at combat, he’s a mercenary, etc. Before s4 I’d say I didn’t want to but now I’d Want to I just wouldn’t be Able to.

c!BBH: He’s a demon, and he can’t die unless Skeppy does. He’s also a prison guard who didn’t immediately die to Dream and Techno, so there’s that too. If he’s Egged, as well, he’d be hard.

c!Sam Nook: He was critted several times without armor with a netherite sword and didn’t die, no way. Even if he was weak and defenseless, I’d forfeit.

c!Callahan: God.

c!DreamXD: God.

c!Drista: God.

c!Kristen: God.

c!Mexican Dream: NOT a god, but skrunkly beloved who deserved better? No way I can kill him, forfeit.

Unlikely: I probably couldn’t, emotionally or physically, but not 100% impossible.

c!Hannah: She’s a fairy, so she can fly, but Maybe I could beat her. Extremely Unlikely but not Impossible, I don't think she’s fought anyone yet but i don’t like my odds.

c!Tubbo: I wouldn’t Want to fight Tubbo, and also he’s very good at fighting, on par with Tommy.

c!Fundy: I wouldn’t Want to fight him, mainly. He looks like a fox and I Love foxes, and also Fundy deserves better, so I’d feel bad punching him.

c!Eret: Would not want to fight her. She’s a pacifist, but I would Probably forfeit.

c!Purpled: Similar to Punz.

c!Sam: Similar to BBH, but I’d want to beat him so I could tell him to be a better surrogate dad to c!Tommy, and he’s not immortal. (We don’t know what his body is made of, if it’s Netherite then Impossible)

c!Ant: I like cats. If he’s Egged, less likely. If he has weednip? no chance.

c!Slime: I wouldn’t want to. Also, I probably couldn’t, he’s probably like jelly.

c!Eryn: He’s Very good at fighting but through the power of Be A Better Friend To c!Tommy I Might be able to, but yeah he’s very good.

c!Puffy: I don’t know how good she is at fighting tbh, however I’d probably not want to, making my odds a bit less.

c!Foolish: He’s a builder and pacifist, but he is a conditional immortal. He also was a Totem of Death and has lightning. Very Low Odds but not impossible I think.

Neutral: Either I don’t know much about them, or I think it’s closer to a 50/50.

c!Ponk: I don’t know how good they are, but they’re also a doctor who likes lemons (Who deserved better tbh).

c!Jack: He’s bad, but 1. I’d hesitate and 2. He crawled his way out of Hell. also 3. He probably believes he could beat me.

c!Alyssa: Don’t know much about her, so unless she’s a god like Callahan I’ll keep her here.

c!Niki: I don’t think she’s good at fighting but if she gives me cake I’d lose, she’s also just very nice (mostly anyway, when she’s not breaking mass murderers out of jail)

c!Tina: Don’t know anything about her, so she’s here.

c!Q: Quackity losing to Techno with full armor while Tech had iron and a pick and losing a 3v1 isn’t Really indicitive of his strength because it’s Technoblade, so I’m unsure. Leaning towards Probably but you never know with Quackity. I’d probably go easy on him, as well.

c!Michill: I don’t know much about his combat ability, so neutral; he seems to be a pacifist? He hasn’t been in any fights except when Dream got out but that was a mess so it’s hard to say.

Probably: I could probably take them in a fight, but it would be hard.

c!Karl: I don’t think he’s that good at combat? He spends most of his time in Kinoko, and it’s been a while since I’ve seen TFTSMP, but it always ends with him dying, so probably.

c!Skeppy: He’s afaik a diamond creature so leaning towards neutral, but it’s Skeppy.

c!Connor: If his father is DreamXD, then probably not, and I wouldn’t Want to, but I’d say I have a fair shot.

c!Boomer: He looks squishy.

Definitely: I COULD beat them in a fight. I WOULD beat them in a fight. Through ungodly levels of spite, or if they’re extremely frail.

c!Phil: Old man, Dadza is going down. Even if he wasn’t old and frail I’d be able to with the power of spite. Is he good at combat? Yes. However this is no-weapons, giving me the advantage, since his bones might also be hollow like a bird. He can’t fly. He may have survived five years hardcore and be married to Death herself but Old Man Infuriates Me.

c!Schlatt: Frail old man, drunk, I could kill him, it would be easy.

c!Lazar: Gingerbread man who is already dead. I could eat him to death.

(c!Vikk isn’t on here because he’s too powerful, beyond impossible.)

c!Ranboo: All I need is either to bring a hose or mention the concept of sides. He’s an Enderman, which is troublesome, but he’s also an invertebrate.

c!Wilbur: I think anyone could beat Wilbur in a fight. He’s been dead for 13 years.

c!HBomb: It’s HBomb. At least I’d be entertained before he dies?

c!George: Sleeping beauty, it’d be easy as long as he doesn’t have DreamXD with him.

c!Dream: This one will be controversial.

Is Dream on par with Techno? Yes.

Could I beat him? Yes.

Why?

The power of my rage whenever I see the mere Image of this man is already enough to smash boulders. If I met the man face to face I would be filled with enough power to kick his ass twice over. All I need to do is watch Exile Arc again, and it’s upped to thrice. Primeboys S3 and S4, quad.

He’s also been in prison for eight months.