#david miscavige

Jay, Jordan and Logan Sekulow (ACLJ, Washington, DC):

Operation Blue Lotus is a success! Law enforcement has intercepted 900 pounds of Fentantyl at the border.

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😱 "What?" "Don't even try filling that bogus Rx for your late Aunt Flouise's Fentanyl." "But I signed it." "Oddly, you don't look anything like your deceased aunt. Hey! You signed 'maintenance mmmm?" Right, Jeff?" "How'd you know my name?" 🙄🚨👮‍♂️

Disclosure: Not a real conversation. Probably.

@jennywritespdx

"NCIS" stands for the Naval Criminal Information System.

Here's the About page: https://www.ncis.navy.mil/About-NCIS/

Tech Tips

In the above URL, note the suffix navy.mil; that suffix is reserved for military branches and bases. Another reserved suffix is .gov, which may only be used by governmental entities. For example, if you're looking for Senator Prawn, her page should be at Prawn.gov. Prawn.com? Maybe they sell jumbo shrimp.

The Show

I was just watching the show, and OMG! A clown shot a U.S. Marine!

I'm pretty sure they were actors — one in a clown suit, with a loaded gun, the other in a white sweatshirt, who looked like a young man at the Academy. On the TV show, he was shot dead. 😮

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In real life, there's too much shooting in Portland, Oregon, both by cops and civilians. Look up the group "Don't Shoot Portland" to connect with other like-minded people. Watch out for the new drug Austedo XR, said to cure tardive dyskinesia; it may not work as advertised. And don't ever shoot a U.S. Marine.

#Don't Shoot Portland

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Top Gun and Top Gun Maverick (Good)

Scientology (Bad)

Based on this my new theory if is that if Tom Cruise ever makes a movie that is even slightly bad his career will be over because of the Scientology thing.

Has anyone ever explained how they got Tom Cruise to do Rock of Ages? Tom Cruise is not the first or even 100th name I think of when I hear the words campy rock musical. I'm not complaining it's just a big departure from the Tom Cruise we all know. They had him in chaps and a thong, swinging around on a stripper pole, a wild codpiece and gun Adonis belt tattoos.

Stacee Jaxx performing "Wanted Dead or Alive" went straight to the vagina. As did his "I'm a slave to rock and roll" monologue leading to the duet of "I Want To Know What Love Is". His drunken, jaded, lonely, aged rockstar really did something for me. I'd let him sing into my butthole, I'd pour my sugar on him.

I would not be mad if he did another musical. His voice ain't bad. Someone call his agent or David Miscavige and have them get on that.