#daverezi

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`Cut to john`

`John: Feels good to have the house to myse-` ```8NG 8NG 8NG``` `John: JEGUS CHRIST...oh...great...wonder what Vris has came up with now...`

```John watches in a state of almost STALE annoyance he opens the door for Vriska.```

`( 8 ): John. Joooooohn. Jooooooohn I need your Attentiooooooooooooooon!.`

`John: ...ok su...`

```John decides that speaking is pointless as Vriska shows him a gigantic fucking Bouquet of Hemospectrum colored Flowers```

`( 8 ): John. I present to you...THE OMEGA BOUQUET!!! the GREATEST Bouquet ever made!`

-# l5ugh tr5ck

```John sighs as he realizes this is just a magic gift to make Vriska feel better```

`( 8 ): ,,,,,It is GARENTEETED to m8 you forgive me for...uhh...smoking until you c8 in yelling because I missed our third 8iversery 8inner...8n't it 8eautiful?`

`JOHN: yes`

`JOHN: I suppose `

`( 8 ): W8!!!!!!!! I also gra88ed this "son of the mask" dvd!`

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```John perks up a small bit. Vriska of course notices that it happens when she mentions 'the son of the mask```

Everyone be impressed by my video. Flashing and eyestrain warning. This is the only thing I've cared about for like four days. It demanded to exist.

Audio is 4lung's 2018 remix of Caramelldansen.

Enjoy.