#dateology

In other news, Mike bought me this beautiful mini rose bush. When he first gave it to me, the blooms were small, tight and pink. It didn't bloom for a while and now they look like this! Larger and multi colored. So awesome!

He bought me mace to keep me safe. He wants to watch the meteor shower with me. He brushes the hair out of my face. He kisses me, just cause, no matter where we are. I'm in trouble. :]

I'll keep you posted. This could get interesting.

That way, he will hate texting or be really bad at it and just give up and call me. I'm so sick of texting with guys whom I first meet and then end up developing really poor communication between them.

My anthropological observations on dating.

I should not have let that boy ruin my day. Yesterday was pretty progressive in my pursuit of happiness. I woke up early and went on a two mile jog with my dad. Soon after, my mom and I took the new boat out. I drove it for the first time, and it was amazing!! Then, I swam in the lake a bit, took a hot shower, helped her with computer stuff and ate a healthy lunch. Oscar and I drove to Lex-where I rushed to yoga class. The hot tub and sauna were next on my agenda-then I got ready there and headed to dinner at Jennie's with Lauren. I made rosemary roasted potatoes. It would have been a great day if I just ignored the boy. Maybe that will be my motto for the next few months.

A boy just crushed my heart. He picked it up, smashed it and then poured salt on it. I'm not talking Nashville-he fell off the face of the earth-so I'm trying to forget him. I'm talking-dude I never should have been around in the first place-dude. I can not play with fire, I'll get burned every damn time. I can't even curl my hair, I'll get burned every damn time. What I should say to him, but never will because it just doesn't matter-he just doesn't care: 1)Clean your fucking house. It's not cute, it's gross. 2)Shower. 3)Stop drinking. 4)Respect women. Any woman willing to talk to your ass is worth thoughtfulness, eye contact, dignity and care. 5)fuck you. I just realized these bullets make this boy sound like a vagrant. Done with that-lessons learned! Disclaimer-I say boy because it just seems laughable calling him a man. Disclaimer #2-if this is too cryptic, that was my intention-as this is more for venting, so that I may sleep soundly tonight.

Here is a funny picture as payback.