#datemate ager

....so much......she's even given us our own couple name, and got sad when I said we weren't far enough in our relationship to move in together, 'cause she thought I was saying "I don't think we'll survive that long". She almost cried.

"You two are adorable, though! He's handsome. You have that blue-eyed wondrous face. Y'all are both into animals and caring for them deeply. Plus it seems you two personally like each other enough. What's to stop the love buzz now? :("

I suddenly feel like a fictional character, and I have a new sense of respect for them.