#date1

Corlondo - “How about a toast...to US, may tonight be memorable...”

Taric hoped Corlondo’s  jealousy didn’t appear again, as he was willing to admit he shouldn’t have been checking the other guy out, but Corlondo over reacted...in his opinion.  But everyone deserves a chance...

Just as Taric took a sip of his drink....

Corlondo - “So what do you say, after we eat we go back to your place and have some wild man sex?”

It just came out, Taric had no control over it. His mouthful of whatever the hell it was Corlondo ordered sprayed out from his mouth onto Corlondo’s shirt...

Taric - “Well, here I go, my first date of twelve….think positive Taric, think positive!!”

Taric- “Oh, shit what was this guys name again???  Oh right, Corlondo. His profile said he is originally from Italiasims, just turned 35 and works as a bartender….

It was right there in front of his face.  He couldn’t miss it.  He could almost reach out and touch it!!  Pure buns of steel!  Man buns!!  “Damn that is one fine specimen right there!!” Taric was thinking to himself as he watched the tush begin to sit down. “He is fine EVERYWHERE!!”  Taric’s mind really began to wander. He didn’t realize that Diane had left the table and went to put in their order....

Corlondo - “Ugh...hmmm?, are you with me Taric?”

Corlondo - “I think you are here...on a date with me?”

Taric- “Oh...Sorry, I didn’t realize the waitress had left.”

Corlondo - “Yes, that was obvious. It seems you were distracted. It is very rude to check out another guys ass, when you are on a date with someone else.  Didn’t you mother teach you any better.”

Taric didn’t respond, he just turned and glared at his date.

Corlondo- “I suppose you haven’t had many dates.  I mean you are what 24 or 25 you said.  But then you younger gay men are all about looks and your bodies.  You see a hot ass, and immediately you “get distracted” I certainly hope he doesn’t to continue to “distract” you.  Or I will have to ask Diane TO MOVE HIM TO ANOTHER TABLE!”

He said the last part of his scolding loud enough that the guy heard him and turned around and looked at Corlondo.

Taric- “I said I was sorry. There is no reason to get rude, or loud.”

Corlondo- “No I suppose there wasn’t...Oh look Diane already has our salads...”

Taric- “i am so sorry, I just wasn’t expecting you to say that.  It took me by surprise.”

Corlondo- “I am not sure what you expected out of our date, but I certainly wasn’t expecting a shower!”

Taric- “Please, let me make it up to you. Come back to my place, I can wash your shirt and we can hang out.  You will see I’m not as rude as I seem.”

Corlondo- “I’m fine. I don’t think we are on the same level here. Sorry but I think I’m calling it a night. Nice to meet you Taric, hope you find what you are looking for.”

Diane - “Hey, Cory how are you today?”

Corlondo- “Doing great, this is my date, Taric. Taric this is Diane, the best waitress in San Myshuno!”

Before he got a chance to say hello, Corlondo, was already placing the food order...

Corlondo- “We will both have the Sour Punch Martini, but can you have them put it in a whiskey glass instead of a martini glass.  That way we won’t spill any of it...and Taric would like the Chef’s Salad, and I would like the house salad with vinaigrette.  Have Cameron add  extra tomatoes, please. And that will be it...”

Diane - “Sounds great!  I will get that right in for you.”

Corlondo- “So how is that little girl doing today?  Taric, Diane here just became a mother for the first time about six months ago.....”

As Corlondo and Diane were busy chatting, Taric’s mind began to wander off. He began to look around and see if anyone he knew from work may be there, and that’s when he saw it....

Taric - “You don’t need the money?  We all need money!!  I still have student loans I am paying off.”

Corlondo - “Oh I didn’t mean it like that. I need the money, but I receive a monthly stipend from my father each month.  It pays my basic bills, so what I make here is spending money.  So I don’t worry about it too much.  I just really enjoy it here.”

Taric- “So your father is still in Italiasims?”

Corlondo- “Yes, he is the head of the family business there. My older brother Dominick will take over for him once he is gone, but I will continue to receive the stipend. But enough about that... Do you make good money at...where was it you said you worked?”

Taric- “Shooting Star Karaoke Bar, and yes, I make pretty good there. It pays my bills.”

Corlondo- “Well, don’t you worry about lunch it’s on me.”

Before Taric got a chance to decline the offer of Corlondo paying for lunch, the waitress was there to take their order...

David- “Hey Cory, I thought you were off today?”

Corlondo - “I am…I should have a reservation under Taric?  I have a date.”

David- “Alright then!  let’s get you a table.  Do you want a table outside or in here?”

Corlondo - “Outside is fine.”

David- “Okay, right this way …”

David seats, Corlondo and within just a few moments, Taric shows up and sits down at the table, after asking if Corlondo was here yet.

Corlondo- “Right on time!!  You look even better than your profile pic!”

Taric- “Thanks…I had no idea this was where you worked.  If I would have known I would have chosen somewhere else to go.”

Corlondo- “Oh, no this is perfect!  I am a strict vegetarian, and their salads are amazing here.  I recommend the Chef’s Salad for you.  The best in the city!

Taric- “Great that sounds fantastic. I have been here for drinks after work, but never actually eaten here before.”

Corlondo- “I am partial I suppose, Cameron being my employer, but he is a great Chef, and a great boss. I make good tips on the weekend, but then I really don’t need the money.”

Date #1

Location: Dunkin

Date: 03/31/2022 @ 3pm

Activity: Drank coffee and talked

Name: Grass boy

Met: Hinge

How did I feel around them? (comfortable? relaxed?)

I felt ok. He was a lot better looking in person I thought he was super cute. He seems like a nice guy. I felt like he thought I was cute (i am). I felt nervous/awkward (i did spill my drink but I always do that lol). Overall I would say I felt nervous but not too much.

Did the conversion flow easily?

Yes? We can have continuous talking with no gaps or anything but it did feel a little forced (as I expected).

Who talked the most?

Me? I feel like it was pretty even. I kinda zoned out a couple times but that's bc I was in my head a bit too much.

Was there any attraction?

I'm honestly impressed with how cute he was. Like he was super fucking cute. I think he thought I was cute too.

What was the question ratio?

I think it was pretty even

What would have made the date better?

Not going to Dunkin for the date lmao, if he paid for my coffee.

What was good about the date?

It was in a public place (my two friends were watching us lol)

What did I like about them?

He was cute lol. He's not republican, he seems awkward but no more awkward than the big-nosed asshole was when I first met him. He has his own work schedule, he lives alone, he was cute, I liked his style.

What did I dislike about their personality?

Not much.

Would you go on a second date?

Probably - if he asks for my god damn number! or if he asks to go on a dinner date or for drinks or something

I will also add whatever summary and/or commentary I please about the date.

I thought that was so fucking weird and funny but whatever. He did seem nice. I could make out with him, I highly cannot believe how cute he was.

I didn't like that he didn't pay for my coffee, also did not like the coffee date idea, also did not like that he's never asked for my number and we're still talking over Hinge. but whatever. Idk I feel like he and I should go out to eat, get drunk, and make out. Sounds like a solid plan.

GOD my attachment issues already want to envision an entire future with him hahaha. Honestly kinda just want to sit on his face and call it a day.

ALSO, he hasn't texted me saying he had a good time soooo I dislike that. He didn't say any red flags...yet. I like that he was rrly nerdy about grass, it was interesting to hear someone talk about something their passionate about that I know nothing about.

so ok ratings:

The date: 4/10

The guy: 6/10